[network/open] Set During the Deep Event Prompt

[thedoctorsmate]

Who: Donna Noble
Username: supertemp
Warnings: None

Show of digital hands, who hates this?
I didn't sign up to be stuck in a flat with a psychopath, personally.
Dunno about the rest of you lot.

So, in the interest of not going insane...
Games.
Two truths and a lie.
Rules are like it sounds.
List two true things about yourself, then one lie.
Don't say what's true or not.
People have to guess that.

I'll go first.

1. I've been to a planet made entirely of emeralds.
2. My best friend has two hearts.
3. I've met Agatha Christie.

((ooc: Everyone please feel free to threadjack around, have your characters respond to each other, rather than Donna!))

Comments

un: bright

[abrightboy]

I know you said you have experience with aliens, so I’m going to guess 3.

Tell me more about the psychopath.

[thedoctorsmate]

Went to a dinner party with her, actually.
The psychopath's blonde, 5'8", and thinks she's some sort of warrior princess, or something.

un: cupkate

[bossyboiler]

I'm going to guess one. Emeralds are pretty but I can't imagine an entire planet being made of them or any other singular material.

[ Because Bright already guessed three! ]

[thedoctorsmate]

You might be surprised.
Wasn't emeralds, though, it was diamonds.
The most expensive place you can never touch.

un: chosewell

[failedpromise]

1. I've never read a book.
2. I've never drunk coffee.
3. I've never seen the stars.

[thedoctorsmate]

Okay, so... two of those are incredibly depressing.
Sure you're not playing two lies and a truth?

text; un: Username

[canofmanji]

it has to be 3 just look up to see them!

un: carrots

[whisperedone]

books are expensive and difficult to get a hold of in some parts of the world. maybe not here.

Text; un: carrots

[whisperedone]

i have never lived in a city
i have a seeing eye dragon
i have six siblings

who is agatha christy?

[thedoctorsmate]

Get out of town, Bugs!
You haven't got a seeing-eye dragon.
Have you?

And if you have, I guess that answers what rock you've been living under...
She's an author.
Famous one.
Does mysteries.

text; un: Username

[canofmanji]

seeing as i havent been bitten by a dragon yet im guessing that is the lie

@jelica

[musicdied]

1. I'm adopted.
2. I'm a trained dancer.
3. I can pilot a helicopter.

How many planets have you been to?

text; un: Username

[canofmanji]

[What's a helicopter?]

3?

[thedoctorsmate]

Since someone already guessed 3, I'm guessing two.
You dance in the skies, not on the ground, right?

And it's a fair few now, but not so many as you'd think.
Seven or eight?
They've all been really interesting in their own ways.
Beautiful, but... terrible at times, too.
That's travel for you, though, right?

[aelwyn_aberration]

1.

I'm guessing orphaned but not adopted, right?

text; un: Username

[canofmanji]

[You know what? He's bored being stuck inside. As much as he hates texting with this device one handed (and just hates it in general) he decides to play along.]

i lost my arm in a war
people call me the 100 man killer back home
i dont know how to drive a car

[These aren't sent together. Instead sent one by one as he hasn't figured out how to do line breaks very well yet.]

who is agatha and why should i care before i guess your lie

[thedoctorsmate]

Okay, well, I know you're from way back in Japan, so I'm guess the car thing is true.
And if you're from that far back, maybe you've got some fancy nickname for a battle you fought in.
So, I'm guessing you haven't lost an arm?

Agatha Christie's a famous murder mystery novelist.
Could probably find some of her books here in the library if you went looking.

un: killerqueen

[demonicmiracle]

[Well, he's bored enough to play silly human games.]

1. I've been to every continent on the planet and probably every country
2. I'm red-green colourblind
3. I know how to spin thread using a spindle and have woven tapestries before

un: carrots

[whisperedone]

[It's difficult to pick out only the individual responses to have the phone read aloud, but he's trying and this one stands out.]

you are very well traveled and i would be interested to know the subject of your tapestries, that is a fascinating skill

[thedoctorsmate]

How old are you?

un: Username

[canofmanji]

no way 1 is true come up with a better lie.

text; @stark. warning for nsfw text and Tony.

[fightinginfinity]

Going with 1. If a planet like that existed someone would have bought it and privatized it immediately

My turn now
1. Two hearts huh. I had a robotic one
2. I'm worth 12.4 bil back home but I just struggled to shill out for a six-pack and a can of WD-40

[ A pause. Typing... Pause. Typing... Rinse, repeat...]

3. I've never participated in an orgy on the deck of an Eastern European oligarch's yacht with three Russian supermodels, two Brazilian soccer players and a Colombian drug lord

[aelwyn_aberration]

Wow! Which could be the lie here I wonder!

text, un: Abernant

[aelwyn_aberration]

First one. Third one's too much of a boast, and the second one makes perfect sense to me.

1. My best friend from home is in Hell.
2. I've been shot pointblank with a pistol.
3. I was haunted by an anthropomorphized STD taking the form of a six legged black cat for the majority of my teenage years.

[thedoctorsmate]

You know a lot of people with two hearts?
Not that you're wrong, but it's a bit unusual where I'm from.

All of those things sound basically horrible.
But I'm going to guess 1 is the lie?
I hope it's the lie.

un: Mariposa

[nonmagical]

1. I come from an all magic family
2. I can fly
3. I've never left home.

[thedoctorsmate]

I'll guess... 3's the lie?
The other two are interconnected, right?

un: bruno

[brunonono]

I'll go!

My nephew has a pet jaguar
I'm one half of a set of twins
I ruined my sister's wedding

un: carrots

[whisperedone]

did you really ruin your sister's wedding?