[network/open] Set During the Deep Event Prompt

[thedoctorsmate]

Who: Donna Noble
Username: supertemp
Warnings: None

Show of digital hands, who hates this?
I didn't sign up to be stuck in a flat with a psychopath, personally.
Dunno about the rest of you lot.

So, in the interest of not going insane...
Games.
Two truths and a lie.
Rules are like it sounds.
List two true things about yourself, then one lie.
Don't say what's true or not.
People have to guess that.

I'll go first.

1. I've been to a planet made entirely of emeralds.
2. My best friend has two hearts.
3. I've met Agatha Christie.

((ooc: Everyone please feel free to threadjack around, have your characters respond to each other, rather than Donna!))

Comments

[canofmanji]

[Of course he didn't! It's Password!1 because he needed a capital letter, a special character, and a number!]

see! still found the lie then didnt i? i was on to something.

[failedpromise]

(He's getting his account hacked later.

For now ...okay that does get a laugh, even if he can't see or hear it.)

True enough.

Your turn.

[canofmanji]

[Each options comes slowly typed one after the other. He hasn't figured out line breaks yet and he's typing with just one finger. One slow button press at a time.]

i lost my arm in a war
people call me the 100 man killer back home
i dont know how to drive a car

[failedpromise]

(She considers this.

The first two seem to fit together: both are something she'd expect of a soldier. The third is an outlier, and so she chooses that.)

Hmmmm... I think I'll go with option three.

[canofmanji]

nope. wrong. i hardly know what a car is let alone be able to drive one. although ive learned that they arent very good at stopping.

[failedpromise]

Huh. I guess going for the option that sticks out the most doesn't always work.

Let me guess, you're actually the 1,000 man killer and not just the 100 man killer?

[canofmanji]

I mean, I have killed more than 100 by now, but the name hasn't really been updated so that's the truth too.

[failedpromise]

(Cortana swears to herself. She's not a fan of losing, not knowing things, or being wrong in general.)

Well, I'd try another guess, but there's only one option left. What's the truth about your arm?

[canofmanji]

lost it escaping prison.

[failedpromise]

So were you in prison for the murder or something else?

(She's not judging yet. Not like she really can anyway.)

[canofmanji]

[That is a complicated question.] Bit of both. The murder was more a convenient excuse.

[failedpromise]

...Huh.

Okay, so how exactly did you piss the government off enough that murder was the excuse?

(Sometimes Cortana is a nosy little shit. Except no, that's actually all the time.)

[canofmanji]

they wanted to run tests on me. im immortal. [Screw being subtle and secretive.] they were trying to find a way to make an immortal army.

[failedpromise]

(Somewhere, Cortana clenches her fist.

...You know, maybe she went about things the wrong way, but she still thinks that stuff like this has to be stopped.)

So they arrested you for murder so that they could manufacture more murderers.

[canofmanji]

yup. thats the long and short of it

[failedpromise]

(Humans never learn, do they?)

Sadly, I can't say I'm surprised.

I'm guessing your escape threw a wrench in that plan?

(She's hoping, at least, that they weren't able to find out much before he got away. An undying army sounds like a nightmare.)

[canofmanji]

i sure hope so! flooded the place on our way out. not to mention drew a lot of attention onto that secret prison so they can't use it anymore even if they are able to drain it.

[failedpromise]

Good.