(network) don't tell me you're too blind to see it

[demonicmiracle]

Who: Crowley
Username: killerqueen
Warnings: this is exactly what you think it is


[Sometimes a demon wakes up on April Fools and decides to be an asshole.]

Just found out some unbelievable shit about the ADI

You'll wanna watch this

Click here

Comments

[text] un: cupkate

[bossyboiler]

[ Have a gif in response! ]

[demonicmiracle]

Not a fan?

[bossyboiler]

I don't get it. It's not about ADI at all.

text; un: Aberration

[aelwyn_aberration]

Hm. Interesting.

Fuck you.

[demonicmiracle]

Seems a bit harsh, I'm just trying to share important information with the class

[aelwyn_aberration]

I don't like this day, I've decided.

Text, un: Chosewell

[failedpromise]

(Somewhere, Cortana snorts.)

Wow. I'd call that nostalgic, except I'm pretty sure that meme stopped circulating centuries before I was born.

[demonicmiracle]

Well that's tragic, I'd have thought Astley would be eternal

[failedpromise]

Maybe if you're into 5 centuries old music.

Or if you contain the sum of all Human knowledge in your databases.

(Hey Crowley have you ever wanted to interact with a sassy, boastful AI?)

text; un: Parkouuur

[heyunderoos]

makes me wonder how many people are actually going to click that. it feels so super obvious.

[demonicmiracle]

Have you met people? They're gullible as anything

[heyunderoos]

i mean, some people can be. not everyone.

still, this is like ancient in tricks. though i guess it never really goes away for a reason.

un: jelica

[musicdied]

So that does exist in this reality.

I wasn't really wondering, but it's still good to know.

[demonicmiracle]

Glad I could be of service

Seems most pop culture here is pretty similar to back home, thank someone

un: mercyme; text

[graveyounglady]

I am afraid I do not understand. Is this man a member of ADI? He has a most wondrous voice. He is a true bard. Or are the lyrics to this peculiar tune meant as some manner of code? Or a warning? The lover portrayed in this song is one who is deeply devoted; yet, he has not found his connection, yet. He seems to know something his partner does not about their true feelings. I know of those who would claim such second-sight into the minds of those they would call lover. I fear I have found them to be fools as often as not.

[demonicmiracle]

[On the one hand, it would be exceptionally easy to keep messing with Mercy, he's seen her name on the network and knows it'd be relatively easy.

On the other hand, it's not much fun to take candy from a baby, and the earnestness is sort of sweet, if he were the type to think people were sweet.]

That's not a bad analysis of the song, actually, and he does have a very good voice.

It's a prank, though, the video. Sort of a tradition on Earth at this time of year.

text; @stark

[fightinginfinity]

[ Weak. He knows what this is without even clicking on it. ]

I hate the internet

This song was lousy even when it came out

text; un: Parkouuur - gently thread jacks if thats ok

[heyunderoos]

c'mon mr. stark

it's pretty funny. people always fall for this one.

[demonicmiracle]

Sorry about your terrible taste, mate

text; un: kruos

[whisperedone]

music of this era is strange and harsh sounding

his voice is nice, however

[demonicmiracle]

The song's about 15 years old, actually.

This one's not much my style, but it's a bit softer if you're a fan of that sort of thing

[Another link, because what's the point of the internet if not to share music.]

[abrightboy]

Good one. Very 2008 of you.

[demonicmiracle]

Careful, it'll be bloody nyan cat next

[Was that around that time? He can't remember and he can't be arsed to look it up.]

Text | un: 13371uk@

[cuttypie]

[Luka is completely earnest here. And from a time when the internet was still young. Ish.]

Is Rick Astley working for ADI or is it a message?

Is ADI never going to give us up and never going to let us down?

[demonicmiracle]

[Things he wouldn't do: mess with to Mercy, who seems like a sweet girl.

Things he will do: mess with some person who's username he's never seen before.]

Rick Astley's an avatar for the Hunt, turns out, and he's behind all this ADI business. Having us trying to stop the apocalypse was all a ruse