(network) don't tell me you're too blind to see it

[demonicmiracle]

Who: Crowley
Username: killerqueen
Warnings: this is exactly what you think it is


[Sometimes a demon wakes up on April Fools and decides to be an asshole.]

Just found out some unbelievable shit about the ADI

You'll wanna watch this

Click here

Comments

[bossyboiler]

ELO is a band, I assume.

[ Another one to Google and look up on the Youtubes. ]

[demonicmiracle]

Electric Light Orchestra, yup. They're not terrible, as far as bands go

[bossyboiler]

I'll have to look them up.

[demonicmiracle]

You're welcome

I take it you're not from Earth, then?

[bossyboiler]

I am from an Earth but not one like this one. Mine has two moons.

[demonicmiracle]

[Gee Bill, how come your mom lets you have two moons?]

Where'd you get the second one from?

[bossyboiler]

[ So that humanity can slowly be changed into something else! ]

The most popular theory is that an object collided with our moon a few thousand years ago and created it.

[demonicmiracle]

[That's legit.]

Suppose that might do it. The whole thing didn't fuck up the Earth too badly?

[bossyboiler]

There's evidence of small to medium sized meteor impacts but nothing major enough to set humanity back.

[demonicmiracle]

That's fucking bonkers

[Six thousand year old demon uses words like 'bonkers']

Must be a bit weird only seeing one of them in the sky when you're used to two

[bossyboiler]

I suppose it is to most people.

It is. The night sky feels lonely.

[demonicmiracle]

You ought to print out a picture of the moon and pop it on your window so you'll have two of them whenever you look out at night

[#problemsolving]