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[demonicmiracle]

Who: Crowley
Username: killerqueen
Warnings: this is exactly what you think it is


[Sometimes a demon wakes up on April Fools and decides to be an asshole.]

Just found out some unbelievable shit about the ADI

You'll wanna watch this

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Comments

[whisperedone]

I certainly hope so, I seem to have limits on my advantages.

Really? Then you must be quite skilled in your various endeavors.

[Perhaps he's wrong. He usually prides himself on spotting connections, but he's never actually met this man, so who is he to say?]

[demonicmiracle]

You seem sensible, you'd be surprised how far that gets someone

[He briefly considers privating the conversation, but he knows that means fuck all, and anyway, it'd just make more people suspicious if they happened to stumble across it.]

I'm probably rubbish at about half of them. Makes it a lot easier to give up and move on, honestly

[whisperedone]

I'm pretty certain I'm that, so I suppose we'll find out exactly how far.

Then you've much time and wealth to take on so many hobbies. Still, a jack of all trades is far more impressive than a master of one, that also likely means you've lived a hundred lives through each venture.

I apologize if my speculating troubles you, there are a few things I have limited practice with and making friends is, unfortunately, one of them.

[demonicmiracle]

Try not to die within the next week or so, I don't want this conversation to age that poorly

You're not wrong on that one. My parents left me a good bit of money, so I've not had to worry about holding down a job

[It's lies all the way down.]

You're fine, mate, might just be worth remembering that these conversations aren't private unless you choose to make them that way

[whisperedone]

I will do my best, it's certainly not on the docket.

That is fortuitous, despite the loss, and at least you seem to be doing better with yours than a friend of mine has done with his recently.

[Raleigh seemed to enjoy all his booze, drugs, and companionship, but Garner felt antsy even just thinking about doing nothing else with his time. To each their own.]

Ah. A fair point, I did indeed forget. I will remember for next time.