(network) don't tell me you're too blind to see it

[demonicmiracle]

Who: Crowley
Username: killerqueen
Warnings: this is exactly what you think it is


[Sometimes a demon wakes up on April Fools and decides to be an asshole.]

Just found out some unbelievable shit about the ADI

You'll wanna watch this

Click here

Comments

[demonicmiracle]

Disappointing

A bit discordant, I imagine?

[failedpromise]

I'd send you a sound file, but for some reason I really don't feel like connecting directly to the network right now.

(Not with the talk about malware. She can fend off basically any virus, but that doesn't mean she wants to dip her toes in a sewer.)

[demonicmiracle]

Can't blame you for that, who knows what sorts of things people could get up to

[failedpromise]

People like you, you mean?

[demonicmiracle]

[failedpromise]

Sure buddy.

And let me guess: You've got a bridge to sell me while you're at it?

[demonicmiracle]

Nah, that's ridiculous. What do I have is a connection with a Nigerian prince who needs just a little help getting access to his fortune

[failedpromise]

And let me guess, if I just send a few hundred bucks-likely giving out my credit card number in the process-I can get a cut.

Sure, I'll bite. Here you go: 469226883825968

(It's an obvious ploy, and sure enough, if you match the numbers with letters on an old phone keypad, the fake card number spells out "how about fuck you".)

[demonicmiracle]

[Bold of Cortana to assume he's even going to bother trying.]

I'll need the expiration date and CVC code too, ta

[failedpromise]

(Oh come on. Fine, she'll go for something easier, then.)

420, 06/09.