(network) don't tell me you're too blind to see it

[demonicmiracle]

Who: Crowley
Username: killerqueen
Warnings: this is exactly what you think it is


[Sometimes a demon wakes up on April Fools and decides to be an asshole.]

Just found out some unbelievable shit about the ADI

You'll wanna watch this

Click here

Comments

[failedpromise]

You know that there are a lot of people here from before technology was a thing, right? Or are you really that ignorant of the situation we're in?

Either way, regardless of who's to blame, you made the malware available for download, and I have to clean it up.

[demonicmiracle]

Don't get your knickers in a twist, I haven't made anything

And if I can figure out half the shite I've had to figure out here, a couple people from the 12th century can work out not to click links from strangers

Better they learn from something harmless

[failedpromise]

Are you kidding? Most people today can't figure out that they shouldn't click links from strangers.

And you were thinking about it.

[demonicmiracle]

Then it'd be a valuable lesson for everyone, I suppose

Are we doing the whole 'thoughtcrimes' thing, now? How very Orwellian of you

[failedpromise]

Don't get your panties in a bunch, I haven't actually retaliated.

(She mirrored his earlier words. Thoughtcrime? Hardly. Just a warning.)

[demonicmiracle]

Nothing to retaliate against, is there?

[failedpromise]

Not yet.

(She's got her eyes on you, buddy.)

[demonicmiracle]

Not yet 😉😘

[This is why all the other demons hate him.]

[failedpromise]

(SIGH.

She doesn't dignify this with a response, instead deciding to do a little research into 21st century malware. Ostensibly, it's to make sure there's nothing so old that there isn't a defense for it in her cyberwarfare suite, but really it's for ideas on how to retaliate if and when he does pull something.

Cortana likes her petty revenge.)