[network/open] WTF???

[thedoctorsmate]

Who: Donna Noble
Username: supertemp
Warnings: Discussion of teeth, serial killers

Right.
Donna Noble.
New arrival.
Question:
What the flip is going on with the teeth?
Why are there bags of teeth in the park?
Who does that?
Whose teeth are they?
Isn't that like what a serial killer does?
I saw a program on Ted Bundy once.
Mad stuff.

Comments

[canofmanji]

theyre not mine [So helpful, Manji. Good job.] who ted bundy?

[thedoctorsmate]

Was that likely???
Have you got some sort of thing about teeth?
Why would you put that out there?

[She'll come back to Ted Bundy. There are more important things here.]

un: Aberration

[aelwyn_aberration]

I'll be real with you, that's just how Dogtown is. Random shit spawns there all the time.

[thedoctorsmate]

Like, other body parts?
I repeat, what the flip?
How long has it been like that?

@jelica

[musicdied]

It's not a serial killer. That would be a sensible explanation. Dogtown is less about sensible explanations, and more about being a testing ground for nightmares.

Don't handle the teeth for too long. They seem to be...contagious might be the best word. If your mouth starts bleeding, leave.

[thedoctorsmate]

Well, isn't that wizard?
Right.
Leave the teeth alone.
Got it.

What do you mean a testing ground, though?
Are they running experiments on us here?

un: bright

[abrightboy]

If it were a serial killer, little bags of teeth is more like what they would KEEP. As a trophy. What we would be finding is a lot of toothless bodies. Honestly, I’ve yet to encounter a tooth fetish in my career, though I did arrest a man who pickled his victims’ faces in mason jars as a souvenir a couple of years ago.

[thedoctorsmate]

Thanks for the nightmares, sunshine.
What would possess you to drop that into casual conversation?
The teeth were bad enough.
Honestly!

un: freakscene

[cacophonish]

maybe someone mugged a tooth fairy

[thedoctorsmate]

[On the one hand, that is an objectively hilarious response. On the other...]

But the tooth fairy's not real.
I mean, it's probably not real, right?
Here.
Could it be?

text; @awarewolf

[wolfssegen]

There were teeth? I missed the teeth.

[thedoctorsmate]

Did you want to see the teeth?

[What is wrong with you, handsome man?]

@katrina ; voice

[twicelost]

[ Sorry it's just so much easier to speak into these things okay. Humans. Ugh. ]

To show strong. Make us fear and obey.

I not obey. I fight.

[ Thank u for ur contribution, Katrina. ]

>voice

[thedoctorsmate]

[Oh, look, her favorite mermaid.]

Always fighting with you... Who exactly are you going to fight, then? Because I didn't see anyone leaving them out.

@GasStationJack

[stations]

Wait, there are teeth in the park?
Are they human teeth?



Did Ted Bundy take people's teeth?

[thedoctorsmate]

Okay, why does everyone care if they're human or not?
They're teeth.
It'd be bloody weird if someone were leaving, I dunno, dog teeth out, too, you know?

And no, he was a disgusting creep who took photos.

un: cupkate

[bossyboiler]

That sounds disgusting.

[thedoctorsmate]

Yeah, no kidding.
It was.
But apparently, that's just par for the course around here?
Still, why aren't more people bothered by this?

Text - un: a.jaeger

[bloodalwaystells]

Be very careful in Dogtown. Be prepared for trouble, and don't go alone. They send us there fairly often to investigate strange happenings, including a disturbing frequency of body parts of all sorts. Teeth is new, but not particularly surprising.

Also, I've been advised to carry alcohol on you in case you meet a witch there.

[thedoctorsmate]

[That's all great information, but...]

Alcohol.
Are you taking the mickey?
What, are you supposed to mix cocktails on the fly for her?

un: mkblackwood

[lowficharm]

It probably wouldn't help to say that the teeth are one of the more normal things that happen around here, would it?

I'm sorry.

[thedoctorsmate]

Definitely doesn't help.
What would be odd, then?

[the_archivist]

Oh. Those. You're probably best ignoring them.

At least they are unlikely to cause you actual physical harm.

[thedoctorsmate]

Apparently, they make your own teeth bleed.
This place is absolutely mad.
Who even comes up with these things???

un: max

[carmesi]

wanda maximoff. welcome to gloucester.

you've probably already got the idea that what happens in dogtown is so weird that it is normal at this point. it is not an exaggeration that many strange things have happened there every month.

it goes without saying: avoid going there on your own.

[thedoctorsmate]

Has anyone been, I dunno, documenting it?
Finding some sort of pattern?
Some sort of source?