[network/open] WTF???

[thedoctorsmate]

Who: Donna Noble
Username: supertemp
Warnings: Discussion of teeth, serial killers

Right.
Donna Noble.
New arrival.
Question:
What the flip is going on with the teeth?
Why are there bags of teeth in the park?
Who does that?
Whose teeth are they?
Isn't that like what a serial killer does?
I saw a program on Ted Bundy once.
Mad stuff.

Comments

[thedoctorsmate]

I'm Googling this.

[A moment passes.]

28
I've got 28 teeth.
DON'T SCARE A PERSON LIKE THAT

[canofmanji]

huh then maybe some are mine? i dont remember losing any recently

[thedoctorsmate]

Do you lose them a lot?
What's wrong with you?
Do you need a dentist?

[canofmanji]

nothing wrong with me! sometimes you lose teeth when you get whacked in the face during a fight!

[thedoctorsmate]

Why are you getting into fights where you're getting whacked in the face, dumbo?
Try dodging???

[canofmanji]

never said that i got into fights to get whacked in the face on purpose now did i!?

i happen to be excellent at dodging! just hard sometimes when youre taking on ten guys at once!

[thedoctorsmate]

Okay, so why were you taking on ten guys at once, then?

[canofmanji]

they were trying to arrest me and I didnt want to be arrested. [He could expand on that and explain the circumstances, but he enjoys pretending to be the bad guy. Thinking that life is easier if people are afraid of you.]

[thedoctorsmate]

[Well... fair. Probably.]

Not many people like being arrested, but I'm more of a runner.
Fewer punches to the face that way, yeah?

[canofmanji]

Yeah? And what do you do if they corner you?

[thedoctorsmate]

I mean, they've usually got guns, so there's a lot of yelling while they arrest you?

[canofmanji]

guns arent that common where im from. more likely to be sliced in two by a sword than shot

but thats a good point i should remember. guns are more of a thing here

[thedoctorsmate]

When and where exactly are you from?

[canofmanji]

japan 1783

[thedoctorsmate]

Right, so that explains the sword thing.
Are you a proper criminal?
Or someone who's just doing illegal things that aren't actually wrong?

[canofmanji]

depends on who you ask. the widows of the men i killed would say i was actually wrong.

[thedoctorsmate]

Why did you kill them?
War?

[canofmanji]

they were trying to arrest me and i didnt want to be arrested

[thedoctorsmate]

Okay, so, like... I think we've just got a fundamentally different way for how to handle things.
You're not killing people here, are you?

[canofmanji]

what if i am? you think you can stop me? [He's not. Although he can't say for sure if killing a truly evil person here will count towards his thousand he needs to break his curse, he's going to stick to that idea. Killing just for the hell of it was not the way to break it, but she doesn't need to know that.]

[thedoctorsmate]

Don't expect I'll need to when you've just announced it on a public network that anyone else, including the administrators here can see.
Pretty sure multiple people are going to stop you if they know you're doing that.

[canofmanji]

let them try. [Which he can say with confidence only because he's not actually trying to kill anyone. Just acting like a tough guy right now.]

[thedoctorsmate]

Right.
I'm closing this conversation now.

[She's not going to talk to someone acting like that.]