[network/open] WTF???

[thedoctorsmate]

Who: Donna Noble
Username: supertemp
Warnings: Discussion of teeth, serial killers

Right.
Donna Noble.
New arrival.
Question:
What the flip is going on with the teeth?
Why are there bags of teeth in the park?
Who does that?
Whose teeth are they?
Isn't that like what a serial killer does?
I saw a program on Ted Bundy once.
Mad stuff.

Comments

[wolfssegen]

Not really. I'm just used to knowing about all the weird shit going on.

[Nothing. Just a control freak, cute lady.]

[thedoctorsmate]

Oh, yeah?
Head honcho where you're from, is it?

[wolfssegen]

You could say that. People turn to me because I've dealt with my fair share of weird stuff.

And because I'm in charge.

[thedoctorsmate]

Like a man who takes the lead.
Long as he knows his place when he needs to.
Tell me about your weird stuff, though.
I once got kidnapped on Christmas Eve to a space ship.

[wolfssegen]

Oh? Would you like to tell me what my place should be? ;)

No space ships in my weird stuff. Mostly it's witches, banshees, dryads, and werewolves.

[thedoctorsmate]

Can't say I wouldn't enjoy that.

[Look at her womanly wiles go now, Doctor!]

Take me out to dinner, and we can talk.

Can't say I've met any of those.
Well.
Do Sibyls count as witches?
Seers.
Got kidnapped by them.

[...]

Why do I get kidnapped so much?
You run around with a spaceman and you're suddenly Princess bloody Peach.
Does kidnapping happen much here, do you know?

[wolfssegen]

Take you out to dinner? Quite forward of you, isn't it?

I like it. When works for you?

Sibyls? Interesting name for seers, and I'd say they count. Sadly, I have no idea if kidnapping happens a lot around here. I've only been around for a few days, but I hear things do get messy.

[thedoctorsmate]

I'd rather be forward than backward, personally.
And we'd be cute together.
Oops! There's me again.

Could do tonight, if you're free.
Already doing coffee with another bloke.
No competition, though.
Yet. ;)

I'm getting the messy impression, too.
Boars with human limbs, running around and killing people seems to be the favorite for the weirdest and most horrifying thing here so far.

[wolfssegen]

I prefer it that way myself.

I could do tonight, but just so you know I don't compete. ;)

What the fuck. Even I haven't seen something like boars with human limbs, running around killing people and I've seen a lot.

[thedoctorsmate]

[It's a little hard to carry the flirting with that last line. Donna sobers up some.]

Yeah, I dunno, mate.
They shouldn't be sending people into Dogtown.
They should be quarantining it.
I mean, what about all the locals?
How many of them went on the piggy menu?
Or they should at least be sending people out with guards, yeah?
I can run, but I'm not fighting some mad boarman upset I had something that looked like his brother for breakfast.