[network/open] WTF???

[thedoctorsmate]

Who: Donna Noble
Username: supertemp
Warnings: Discussion of teeth, serial killers

Right.
Donna Noble.
New arrival.
Question:
What the flip is going on with the teeth?
Why are there bags of teeth in the park?
Who does that?
Whose teeth are they?
Isn't that like what a serial killer does?
I saw a program on Ted Bundy once.
Mad stuff.

Comments

[stations]

I don't really watch the news

[thedoctorsmate]

[Okay, well... she can't actually fault someone there when she rarely watched it before meeting the Doctor. Unless it was celebrity news. That's always interesting.]

Right, so what do you do here, then?

[stations]

Mostly I try and dig up existing lore on the weird stuff that happens around here sometimes, for the research department. Kind of the long way of saying I read a lot of books.

I also sometimes do stuff for the teachers in staff development. Nothing cool or anything, just stuff that gives you paper cuts.


Oh! I also fill up the coffee maker. Like, a lot. All the time.
Mostly because I drink it all, but still.

Any ideas what you wanna do yet?

[thedoctorsmate]

Are you the one drinking all the coffee?
I just thought the staff here had a thing.

Reckon I'll be doing admin.
Wouldn't be the first temp job I've done.
Sort of an expert at it, really.
And investigation?
No point sitting around all day if we're going to figure out what's going on, right?

[stations]

Nope, it's mostly just
me
with the thing
but I refill it!

If you need anybody to do any reading for your investigation stuff, I'm always happy to help.

[thedoctorsmate]

Appreciate that.
I'm assuming... your name's Jack?

[stations]

How'd you guess?

( What's sad is it's equally possible to be a joke or completely stupid obliviousness with him. In this case it's the former, thank god. )

[thedoctorsmate]

Just a clever clogs, that's me.
Or maybe it's in your username.
Who can say?

[stations]

Man, you're gonna do great on the investigation team. You're already nailing it.

[thedoctorsmate]

[Oh, he's sweet. Or dumb. She appreciates both.]

Donna Noble, on the job, mate!
Reckon I'll see you around.