[network/open] WTF???

[thedoctorsmate]

Who: Donna Noble
Username: supertemp
Warnings: Discussion of teeth, serial killers

Right.
Donna Noble.
New arrival.
Question:
What the flip is going on with the teeth?
Why are there bags of teeth in the park?
Who does that?
Whose teeth are they?
Isn't that like what a serial killer does?
I saw a program on Ted Bundy once.
Mad stuff.

Comments

[aelwyn_aberration]

Body parts are new. At least human body parts are, anyway, though there were these evil cows with human arms and a lot of traps surrounded by... meat.

It's been getting progressively worse since I got here, which was about six months ago now.

[thedoctorsmate]

Cows with human arms?
That is bonkers!
Why haven't they quarantined that place?
Set up fences?
How many people are getting hurt?

[aelwyn_aberration]

Yeah, it was pretty fucking strange.

They use it to test new recruits. And they only pay you a hundred bucks to go brave the unknown for no reason.

[thedoctorsmate]

But there are ordinary people walking around that park, too.
I saw some going in.
What's happening with them?
Has anyone been checking?

[aelwyn_aberration]

No idea, but I'd assume so. We get reports on Dogtown all the time.

I don't know why ADI just lets it continue to exist though.

[thedoctorsmate]

Well, what sort of pull have they got with the government?
They have to be able to get it shut down.
Pretend it's filled with radiation, or something.

[aelwyn_aberration]

I actually have no idea. Hopefully a lot because I believe orbital missiles were suggested, I liked that one.

I think if we're killing monsters that look like humans, we've probably got some legal pull though.

[thedoctorsmate]

Killing?
Who are we killing?
I didn't sign up to kill anyone.

[aelwyn_aberration]

That's your prerogative. We don't exactly do a lot of it, if any, so you can probably avoid it. I just mean things like the boar with arms. A few weeks ago we also got a diseased lunatic who wanted to kill us all or infect us with a deadly mind altering disease, so the waters get muddy.

[thedoctorsmate]

Did anyone try talking to the boars with arms?
I mean, that sounds weird, but maybe they were people.

[aelwyn_aberration]

It wasn't a huge priority to srike up a chat while they were goring people, no.

[thedoctorsmate]

[Fair, she supposes.]

Okay, but did anyone try to catch them back, or was it just all slaughter on all sides?

[aelwyn_aberration]

[On both sides? Jesus christ. Aelwyn is getting a little pissed off now.]

Did I risk getting gored by an overgrown pig with arms so that I could wrap a nice blanket around him and tell him calmly but firmly to stop killing people? I did not.

You're welcome to, though, maybe you can reason with the inanimate objects that kill us too.

[thedoctorsmate]

[Donna clucks her tongue to herself. So dramatic. She wouldn't know anything about that.]

Look, I'm asking questions.
No need to get all snippy about it.
I just thought this place was supposed to be dedicated to understanding the things they're fighting.
Hard to understand something when it's dead.

[aelwyn_aberration]

I suppose I'm just getting a bit sick of pacifist and animal rights speeches being made at me. It's up to you how little you care about your life compared to the lives of literal monsters. But as someone from a world full to the brim with monsters trying to kill you literally all the time? I'm content to just let them fry.

Also, it's supposed to be about disrupting them primarilly. They're not exactly big fans of rehabilitation.

[thedoctorsmate]

What have you been doing to earn pacifist and animal rights speeches being thrown at you that much?

[Sounds like this might be a you problem, sweetheart.]

[aelwyn_aberration]

[Oh, fuck off. She doesn't like this woman, actually.]

Kicking puppies and beating the shit out of random homeless people. Some people just can't take a joke.

[thedoctorsmate]

How old are you?

[This may or may not be relevant, depending on the answer, but that sort of response? That says 'rebellious teen' to her.]

[aelwyn_aberration]

[She is rolling her eyes and not responding.]