NETWORK: a measured response

[cacophonish]

Who: Jeff!
Username: freakscene
Warnings: None (for once???)

IF ONE MORE PERSON TELLS ME TO PLAY THAT FUCKING WORM GAME I'M GOING TO TAKE ALL YOUR PHONES AND THROW THEM IN THE FUCKING OCEAN!!!!!!!

i cant even get through a set without my phone blowing up with texts about this stupid game!!! how did fucking DAVE from accounting even get my number??

🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕!!!!

[ And, for those living at Bonnie's, you can now hear the above playlist being blasted from Jeff's room. Desperate times call for desperately passive aggressive measures. ]

Comments

un: bright

[abrightboy]

[He hasn’t been blowing up Jeff’s phone but he can’t not respond to a direct question about it.]

It’s fun. Have you even tried it?

un: Aberration 👑

[aelwyn_aberration]

Awwwww. Are you mad because you can't play for shit?

Nobody likes a sore loser, sweetie. 💖

[That's just what she assumes, anyway.]

un: max

[carmesi]

imagine having a quiet neighbor

[JEFF, YOUR FIRST AND FINAL WARNING]

un: blam

[earthshine]

[ this is mature and not an overreaction. ]

Threatening others for enjoying themselves isn’t a good look.

[text] un: cupkate

[bossyboiler]

But it's adorable.

un: strange

[sorser]

Please turn your music down.

[That's it, that's the message. Stephen @ god: why.]

@GasStationJack

[stations]

Wow, that's a pretty impressive list of fuck-off songs.

( Seriously. He means that. Genuinely impressive. )

Is there a way to like clone or
Oh never mind, I figured it out

( But, uh... )

Could you maybe... actually go steal people's phones? Not mine, but you know. Other people's. No reason.