NETWORK: a measured response

[cacophonish]

Who: Jeff!
Username: freakscene
Warnings: None (for once???)

IF ONE MORE PERSON TELLS ME TO PLAY THAT FUCKING WORM GAME I'M GOING TO TAKE ALL YOUR PHONES AND THROW THEM IN THE FUCKING OCEAN!!!!!!!

i cant even get through a set without my phone blowing up with texts about this stupid game!!! how did fucking DAVE from accounting even get my number??

🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕!!!!

[ And, for those living at Bonnie's, you can now hear the above playlist being blasted from Jeff's room. Desperate times call for desperately passive aggressive measures. ]

Comments

[stations]

Okay, I might have an objectively unhealthy investment in winning that I'm not letting myself examine too closely but even I know extortion when I see it

Five bucks each and I'll throw in candy I took from the Halloween party

[cacophonish]

[ He's about to try to haggle the price back up to at least $10 per phone, but then there's that sweet candy deal and yeah okay, that's just fine by him. ]

ok deal

get me a hit list and i'll take out the competition

[ Hmmm that looks more threatening than he intended. ]

's phones