NETWORK: a measured response

[cacophonish]

Who: Jeff!
Username: freakscene
Warnings: None (for once???)

IF ONE MORE PERSON TELLS ME TO PLAY THAT FUCKING WORM GAME I'M GOING TO TAKE ALL YOUR PHONES AND THROW THEM IN THE FUCKING OCEAN!!!!!!!

i cant even get through a set without my phone blowing up with texts about this stupid game!!! how did fucking DAVE from accounting even get my number??

🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕!!!!

[ And, for those living at Bonnie's, you can now hear the above playlist being blasted from Jeff's room. Desperate times call for desperately passive aggressive measures. ]

Comments

un: strange

[sorser]

Please turn your music down.

[That's it, that's the message. Stephen @ god: why.]

[cacophonish]

[ Jeff should probably listen to this very reasonable request.

But instead he's going to channel his hippie parents in the dumbest, pettiest way: ]

im engaging in nonviolent protest until the worm game goes away

[sorser]

[Stephen is way too tired for this.]

Your non-violent protest is affecting those of us that have zero to do with your discontent. Some of us are trying to meditate in peace.

[cacophonish]

[ He does make a good point. Hmm... ]

what if i put enya on?

[sorser]

[Jeff no. But also.]

Would you really be willing to blast Enya just because I requested it?

[cacophonish]

yeah sure. i mean thats what my mom listens to when she wants to get extra spiritual

[sorser]

Tempting for the novelty of it, but I’ll have to decline. Can’t you just stew in the more universally accepted headphones-mode instead?

[cacophonish]

hang on just give it a shot

[ Is he going to find and start playing a cool Enya playlist for the flophouse? Yes. ]

its kind of relaxing

[ Look, Jeff might just simmer down and stop his """protest""" on his own, thanks to the soothing, dulcet tunes of Enya's Greatest Hits. ]

[sorser]

[Sometimes he can’t believe that this is real life.]

Sure, it can be. And it’s definitely better than what you were blasting before, in terms of *loud*.

[Insert here his counterargument, except he seems to have changed his mind by the time the next message goes through.]

I’ll accept this compromise as long as it calms you down, too.