NETWORK: a measured response

[cacophonish]

Who: Jeff!
Username: freakscene
Warnings: None (for once???)

IF ONE MORE PERSON TELLS ME TO PLAY THAT FUCKING WORM GAME I'M GOING TO TAKE ALL YOUR PHONES AND THROW THEM IN THE FUCKING OCEAN!!!!!!!

i cant even get through a set without my phone blowing up with texts about this stupid game!!! how did fucking DAVE from accounting even get my number??

🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕!!!!

[ And, for those living at Bonnie's, you can now hear the above playlist being blasted from Jeff's room. Desperate times call for desperately passive aggressive measures. ]

Comments

[text] un: cupkate

[bossyboiler]

But it's adorable.

[cacophonish]

IS IT??? cuz no matter how long i look at that fucking worm i JUST DONT SEE WHAT MAKES IT SPECIAL!!

[bossyboiler]

It's cute and it's fun and this special hell that we find ourselves in, that's enough for me.

[cacophonish]

pacman's cute and fun AND he can eat ghosts. why isnt everyone obsessed with pacman instead??

[bossyboiler]

What's a pacman?

[cacophonish]

hes a yellow blob that lives in a maze and he has to eat dots while getting chased by ghosts

but theres ALSO fruit in the maze and if he eats it then he can go after the ghosts and eat them too

pacman's a fucking badass

his wife's pretty cool too

[bossyboiler]

That doesn't sound very cute.