NETWORK: a measured response

[cacophonish]

Who: Jeff!
Username: freakscene
Warnings: None (for once???)

IF ONE MORE PERSON TELLS ME TO PLAY THAT FUCKING WORM GAME I'M GOING TO TAKE ALL YOUR PHONES AND THROW THEM IN THE FUCKING OCEAN!!!!!!!

i cant even get through a set without my phone blowing up with texts about this stupid game!!! how did fucking DAVE from accounting even get my number??

🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕!!!!

[ And, for those living at Bonnie's, you can now hear the above playlist being blasted from Jeff's room. Desperate times call for desperately passive aggressive measures. ]

Comments

[cacophonish]

[ Et tu, Aelwyn? ]

jokes on you i already KNOW i cant play for shit so i didnt even open it!!

[aelwyn_aberration]

Oh, you poor thing. Well, don't worry about it, we can't all be successful.

If it makes you feel any better, everyone else in this entire office fucking sucks at it too.

[Couldn't be her. The worm champion.]

[cacophonish]

yeah well i have better things to do than play that stupid game!!!

you used to be fun. everyones so BORING now!!

[aelwyn_aberration]

Like what?

It's not like you were doing anything before it showed up.

[Yeah, this worm game is just making her... extremely mean.]

[cacophonish]

[ OUCH.

...she's not wrong, but ouch. ]

while you're all staring at your phones and talking about that fucking worm nonstop i've been writing SO many new songs

and like

i almost got a solo gig set up

[ So take THAT. ]

[aelwyn_aberration]

[She should feel bad about that. It's kind of... refreshing that she doesn't.]

Yes, yes. I'm sure you'll make it big in no time. 🙄

Meanwhile, I'm on top of the leaderboard again. One of us is winning at least.

[cacophonish]

oh yeah and what do you get for winning again? bragging rights over the other office drones? WOWWWWW 👏👏👏

[aelwyn_aberration]

LOL okay hipster.

[It's less pathetic than "well you see if I'm not on top of this game I will be discarded and any love and respect I've earned will fizzle up because that's how love works, you have to dance on burning coals to earn it and if you stop dancing for a moment, they'll rip your throat out."]