Network - Misfired Question

[heyunderoos]

Who: Peter Parker
Username: Parkour
Warnings: Teenagers being stupid

[Around 3am a post will appear on ADI board. From how badly it is typed, it was clearly accidentally posted. Someone got a little confused about google versus the board.]

hw do you kiss aboy???? how doyou kiss your boufriend???

[There will be no replies until the next day given the nature of the post.]

Comments

Text; un: bright

[abrightboy]

Are you asking for, like, written instructions or a demonstration?

Text, un: Chosewell

[failedpromise]

(Cortana "wakes up" after charging, gets on the network, sees this text, and immediately starts laughing.

Congrats Peter, you have made her morning.)

New to realizing you have options outside of the traditionally heterosexual? It's the same way you'd kiss a girl, buddy. Unless you're new to that one too?

Text; un: jelica

[musicdied]

Are you drunk, Peter?

[Accidental posts, drunk posts - hard to tell the difference, really. Especially with that typing.]

Text | un: sgr

[punched_hitler]

I wouldn't think it's all that different from kissing a girl, but I'm sure you're about to get some advice from the available experts.

text; un: cupkate

[bossyboiler]

Peter. Everyone can see this.

[text, un:rue]

[ruevealing]

A boyfriend!! Peter, how wonderful! I had no idea!

Though perhaps this was not meant for the network. If you need further relationship advice, I'd be most happy to chat.

[edalyn]

same way u kiss anybody, kiddo. [People are frankly weird about gender, here.]

if they're your boyfriend it sounds like you're past the hard part.

or are u just planning ahead? Cause bold move telling 'em this way

text; un: Parkour

[heyunderoos]

I'm very aware now. UGH.

text; un: Parkour

[heyunderoos]

I didnt realize this posted on here. I thought I was googling.

i think i'm going to just jump off of something now, oh my god.

text; un: Parkour

[heyunderoos]

no! I'm not old enough to drink!

text; un: Parkour

[heyunderoos]

I'm trying to pretend this post never happened. I'm banning myself from using my phone at 3am ever again.

[musicdied]

Like that has ever stopped anyone, even in this ridiculous country.

Have you ever kissed anyone before?

text; un: Parkour

[heyunderoos]

Yeah, I'm pretty sure I'm never going to hear the end of this. ever.

[heyunderoos]

Yeah, but I don't drink! Its- its not a great idea.

Oh my god.

I plead the fifth.

text; un: Parkour

[heyunderoos]

[Still embarrassed, but Rue at least makes it less, horrible.]

Thanks, Rue. It kind of just happened.

It was not meant for the network, I was trying to google at 3am and kinda got sidetracked. [By holding the actual boyfriend in question while kind of watching a movie, its fine.]

I'll probably ask you stuff, if I have any like not embarrassing questions. Thank you.

[heyunderoos]

I'll keep that in mind, thank you. New to dating tbh.

Well. I'm sure he'll either laugh at this post or be embarrassed idk yet.

[musicdied]

Neither is posting this kind of question to the entire network.

I was asking because if you have, it really doesn't change much between boys and girls and in between. If you haven't, the internet will tell you very stupid things. Just use a breath mint, and figure it out with this boy. As long as neither of you transforms into something terrifying and eats the other person's face, you'll be fine.

[heyunderoos]

I was trying to google it and was way too tired to actually be on my phone. oh my god.

Okay, that's... fair enough. The internet is kind of hit and miss about advice anyway. I'll buy some mints like later.

After this is like blown over.

[bossyboiler]

I'm so sorry that this is happening to you.

[heyunderoos]

my life in a nutshell, lmao

gonna just pretend someone else will post something else way weirder or more embarrassing and people will get over it.

[ruevealing]

You need not be embarrassed asking me anything. Trust me, my darling, I have seen it all.

[and they do mean all. The fey are kind of notorious for public orgies alright]

I should very much like to meet this new boyfriend of yours though.

[bossyboiler]

Don't worry too hard. Something is bound to happen that will make everyone forget this post. Okay? It's just the getting to that point that's going to be hard.

[heyunderoos]

Good to know. The hall of embarrassment fame is going to contain this, forever.

[musicdied]

Most people will forget about it by the end of the day. You're too young for it to not be pathetic to keep teasing you about it beyond that.

[heyunderoos]

I figured! You seem like you've handled like a zillion problems.

Will still be embarrassing for a while since I posted this here.

I'm not gonna name drop him here, since I feel like that would make this worse. I'll message you if you want tho?