Network - Misfired Question

[heyunderoos]

Who: Peter Parker
Username: Parkour
Warnings: Teenagers being stupid

[Around 3am a post will appear on ADI board. From how badly it is typed, it was clearly accidentally posted. Someone got a little confused about google versus the board.]

hw do you kiss aboy???? how doyou kiss your boufriend???

[There will be no replies until the next day given the nature of the post.]

Comments

Text; un: jelica

[musicdied]

Are you drunk, Peter?

[Accidental posts, drunk posts - hard to tell the difference, really. Especially with that typing.]

text; un: Parkour

[heyunderoos]

no! I'm not old enough to drink!

[musicdied]

Like that has ever stopped anyone, even in this ridiculous country.

Have you ever kissed anyone before?

[heyunderoos]

Yeah, but I don't drink! Its- its not a great idea.

Oh my god.

I plead the fifth.

[musicdied]

Neither is posting this kind of question to the entire network.

I was asking because if you have, it really doesn't change much between boys and girls and in between. If you haven't, the internet will tell you very stupid things. Just use a breath mint, and figure it out with this boy. As long as neither of you transforms into something terrifying and eats the other person's face, you'll be fine.

[heyunderoos]

I was trying to google it and was way too tired to actually be on my phone. oh my god.

Okay, that's... fair enough. The internet is kind of hit and miss about advice anyway. I'll buy some mints like later.

After this is like blown over.

[musicdied]

Most people will forget about it by the end of the day. You're too young for it to not be pathetic to keep teasing you about it beyond that.

[heyunderoos]

Yeah, thats true. I'm still I guess used to high school stuff. Where no one lets you forget anything ever.

I really didn't want to like get another dumb nickname from someone, but... everyone here is mostly older than I am.

[musicdied]

Don't get me wrong, adults still eat our own, and I mostly mean that figuratively. But it's different with someone young enough that they should still be able to make silly mistakes. Also, if anyone over twenty bothers you too much, you can tell me and I will break their fingers.

[She's probably joking about that. Probably.]

[heyunderoos]

[Peter reads it as just a joke, so any broken fingers will remain a mystery to him.]

Oh, thanks-? I'll keep it in mind. I'm sure you're right about people not really caring after a while.

I'm just trying to feel less embarrassed right now, since I keep looking at the main post and cringing.

[musicdied]

Close the browser and walk away. Maybe go to a movie at the theatre, so you'll be socially obligated to not look at your phone for a couple of hours.

Or come down to the training gym for a self defense lesson, and I'll keep you too busy to worry about this post.

[heyunderoos]

Honestly, I think I might come down to the gym. It'd be nice to just distract myself with something more physical I guess.

Wouldn't hurt to actually know more too.

[musicdied]

More knowledge of how to keep yourself safe is always a good thing.

I'll see you there.