Network - Misfired Question

[heyunderoos]

Who: Peter Parker
Username: Parkour
Warnings: Teenagers being stupid

[Around 3am a post will appear on ADI board. From how badly it is typed, it was clearly accidentally posted. Someone got a little confused about google versus the board.]

hw do you kiss aboy???? how doyou kiss your boufriend???

[There will be no replies until the next day given the nature of the post.]

Comments

text; un: cupkate

[bossyboiler]

Peter. Everyone can see this.

text; un: Parkour

[heyunderoos]

I'm very aware now. UGH.

[bossyboiler]

I'm so sorry that this is happening to you.

[heyunderoos]

my life in a nutshell, lmao

gonna just pretend someone else will post something else way weirder or more embarrassing and people will get over it.

[bossyboiler]

Don't worry too hard. Something is bound to happen that will make everyone forget this post. Okay? It's just the getting to that point that's going to be hard.

[heyunderoos]

Good to know. The hall of embarrassment fame is going to contain this, forever.

[bossyboiler]

It'll be okay. You'll see.

[ Look. They're are idiots who go camping in Dogtown. There is someone on the network asking for explosives right now! ]

So who's the boy?

[heyunderoos]

[How does he even answer this. He doesn't want anyone to tease Leo because of him...]

He can read this, so idk if he wants me to like... name drop him.

[bossyboiler]

That's fair. Now he might tease you. Honestly, I think it's cute.

[heyunderoos]

It's cool if he teases me. He has the right to, since oh my god.

[bossyboiler]

If he likes you, he won't tease you that badly.

[heyunderoos]

Yeah, I know he won't.

[Little does he know, boyfriends can roast you, affectionately.]

Still just embarrassing since I really thought I had google open at the time.

[bossyboiler]

I know it is but I promise you, it will pass.