Network - Misfired Question

[heyunderoos]

Who: Peter Parker
Username: Parkour
Warnings: Teenagers being stupid

[Around 3am a post will appear on ADI board. From how badly it is typed, it was clearly accidentally posted. Someone got a little confused about google versus the board.]

hw do you kiss aboy???? how doyou kiss your boufriend???

[There will be no replies until the next day given the nature of the post.]

Comments

[text, un:rue]

[ruevealing]

A boyfriend!! Peter, how wonderful! I had no idea!

Though perhaps this was not meant for the network. If you need further relationship advice, I'd be most happy to chat.

text; un: Parkour

[heyunderoos]

[Still embarrassed, but Rue at least makes it less, horrible.]

Thanks, Rue. It kind of just happened.

It was not meant for the network, I was trying to google at 3am and kinda got sidetracked. [By holding the actual boyfriend in question while kind of watching a movie, its fine.]

I'll probably ask you stuff, if I have any like not embarrassing questions. Thank you.

[ruevealing]

You need not be embarrassed asking me anything. Trust me, my darling, I have seen it all.

[and they do mean all. The fey are kind of notorious for public orgies alright]

I should very much like to meet this new boyfriend of yours though.

[heyunderoos]

I figured! You seem like you've handled like a zillion problems.

Will still be embarrassing for a while since I posted this here.

I'm not gonna name drop him here, since I feel like that would make this worse. I'll message you if you want tho?

[ruevealing]

[Rue absolutely takes that as a compliment. They get a lot of pride from being a professional problem solver.]

I promise, my dear, something new will pop up and this will be old news within a day or so. But please, you can message me anytime. I'm very excited to hear all about it!

[heyunderoos]

Okay, I'll send you a message in a sec. Gonna eat something real quick too. I kind of stayed up too late watching a movie.

Mostly gonna pretend this post doesn't exist for awhile.

[ruevealing]

That may be for the best. Anyone else with inquiries can absolutely wait until later.

Please get some water too, if you haven't had any yet today.

[just a little gentle mothering from your local owlbear]

[heyunderoos]

Most people probably don't care too much. There is way bigger stuff to think about anyway.

Oh, right. Thank you, Rue.

[ruevealing]

Always. ♥