text; @abbykim

[retisense]

hello you beautiful people

pimp me the department you work in, the only thing worse than working a regular job is working odd jobs and I'm DONE

Comments

[retisense]

thinking about my history teacher jerking it to anyone is gross

try it
just imagine your us history teacher jerking it to literally anyone
bet you'll agree

[cacophonish]

[ YOU KNOW HOW MUCH HE HATES YOU TALKING ABOUT THE FUTURE THAT DEFINITELY DOESN'T EXIST, ABBY. HE HATES IT SO MUCH.

needless to say there's a bit of a delay before he responds. ]

fuck you

george michael every time i watched the music video for "faith"
this poster of debbie harry i had on my wall
my brothers hidden porno mags
my other brothers d&d manual
david bowie pretty much all the time
every replicant in bladerunner
jamie gertz
bon jovi
prince
also the fresh prince of bel air
when arnolds naked at the beginning of terminator
jennifer connelly in career opportunities
keanu reeves & patrick swayze in point break
keanu reeves in bill and teds excellent adventure
keanu reeves in this shitty movie i saw on tv once
i guess keanu reeves in general

[ yes Jeff's just trying to ruin everything for Abby!! ]

[retisense]

thanks, you've ruined my whole childhood

[cacophonish]

mission accomplished!

admin was ok when i worked there last month

[ yeah enjoy that conversational whiplash back to relevance. ]

[retisense]

that's okay, I'm just gonna call you Mr. Calhoun for the next week as punishment

yeah? what is it, just like regular office work?

[cacophonish]

i hate you 😒

[ watch out, he's learned how to use emojis ]

yeah i guess. they mostly had me just get coffee and make decorations for the office party
sometimes i picked up peoples lunch orders too!

[ ....because he couldn't be trusted to do anything else without screwing up. ]

[retisense]

😈 I know

[Welcome to her world.]

wow that sounds super super boring
I'm shocked you survived

[cacophonish]

it was SOOOOOOO boring i slept through half of it

tho i mean i guess everyone was sleeping through work at the time

[retisense]

sleeping through things really helps with the boredom level
let me tell you I used that technique a LOOOOT during your classes

[She hasn't forgiven him yet.]

badum tish
hilarious