text; @abbykim

[retisense]

hello you beautiful people

pimp me the department you work in, the only thing worse than working a regular job is working odd jobs and I'm DONE

Comments

[retisense]

thanks, you've ruined my whole childhood

[cacophonish]

mission accomplished!

admin was ok when i worked there last month

[ yeah enjoy that conversational whiplash back to relevance. ]

[retisense]

that's okay, I'm just gonna call you Mr. Calhoun for the next week as punishment

yeah? what is it, just like regular office work?

[cacophonish]

i hate you 😒

[ watch out, he's learned how to use emojis ]

yeah i guess. they mostly had me just get coffee and make decorations for the office party
sometimes i picked up peoples lunch orders too!

[ ....because he couldn't be trusted to do anything else without screwing up. ]

[retisense]

😈 I know

[Welcome to her world.]

wow that sounds super super boring
I'm shocked you survived

[cacophonish]

it was SOOOOOOO boring i slept through half of it

tho i mean i guess everyone was sleeping through work at the time

[retisense]

sleeping through things really helps with the boredom level
let me tell you I used that technique a LOOOOT during your classes

[She hasn't forgiven him yet.]

badum tish
hilarious