Network - Misfired Question

[heyunderoos]

Who: Peter Parker
Username: Parkour
Warnings: Teenagers being stupid

[Around 3am a post will appear on ADI board. From how badly it is typed, it was clearly accidentally posted. Someone got a little confused about google versus the board.]

hw do you kiss aboy???? how doyou kiss your boufriend???

[There will be no replies until the next day given the nature of the post.]

Comments

[heyunderoos]

Given what happens here? Yeah, probably! Maybe it'd be a secret valentines horse that cries chocolate tears or something like that.

[failedpromise]

Or you know, you could be forced to expose your secrets you don't want anyone else to ever know. The entities seem to be fond of variants on that one.

[heyunderoos]

Sounds horrible, but also fitting for this place honestly. I'd like to keep my secrets well, secret.

[failedpromise]

So would I. Unfortunately, the entities disagree.

For all you know, they could be plotting to make things even more embarrassing for you.

(She slips from the more serious speculation back into humor with practiced ease. She doesn't want to bring things down too much, after all.)

[heyunderoos]

Yeah, I'm getting the pictures entities are kind of not great to put it lightly.

I mean, not the first time my life had something super embarrassing happen and get worse from there.

[failedpromise]

Really lightly.

You know, you might want to be careful what you say: they could take that as a challenge.