Network - Misfired Question

[heyunderoos]

Who: Peter Parker
Username: Parkour
Warnings: Teenagers being stupid

[Around 3am a post will appear on ADI board. From how badly it is typed, it was clearly accidentally posted. Someone got a little confused about google versus the board.]

hw do you kiss aboy???? how doyou kiss your boufriend???

[There will be no replies until the next day given the nature of the post.]

Comments

text; un: Parkour

[heyunderoos]

[finally, the diversity we deserve!!]

I tend to overthink, yeah.

I also do it way worse at 3 am when I posted this without like looking where I was posting.

text; un: hickey

[friendsfordinner]

I've got a small suspicion you'll be doing a lot less using your phone at 3 am in the future.

Anyway, you don't have to overthink those sorts of things here. Just kiss him and if he acts odd about it, move on to someone else.

text; un: Parkour

[heyunderoos]

Yeah, my phone is definitely gonna stay in a drawer or something at 3am so this doesn't happen again.

I guess thats fair. I'm just new at dating.

text; un: hickey

[friendsfordinner]

Just don't overthink it. If you want something, go for it and don't look back. That's my advice, at least.

text; un: Parkour

[heyunderoos]

I will try to not overthinking it, but thats kind of half my personality sometimes. Its why I was googling about kissing while sitting with him and watching a movie.

text; un: hickey

[friendsfordinner]

Wait.
Were you watching the movie with the guy you want to kiss?

text; un: Parkour

[heyunderoos]

Yeah? Why? We watch movies together a lot.

text; un: hickey

[friendsfordinner]

THAT'S WHEN YOU KISS HIM

[ jesus christ, kid!!!! ]

text; un: parkour

[heyunderoos]

we were both on our phones???? oh my god.

Re: text; un: parkour

[friendsfordinner]

You can still kiss someone even if they're on their phone.
Cheeks exist, idiot.
Kiss him on the cheek.

[heyunderoos]

[Peter was googling for a variety of reasons, one of them being his boyfriend is a giant turtle and he's trying to figure things out still there. He's not about to say that on here.

He's sure not about to do a play by play of the date either.]

I'm aware cheeks exist, okay?

[friendsfordinner]

Then kiss him there next time.

[ there's an unspoken (unwritten?) but heavily implied 'you dipshit' ]

[heyunderoos]

Yeah, I'm gonna, thanks!