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apocalypsehowcomm2022-10-03 11:39 pm
bardsofprey) wrote in apocalypsehowcomm2022-10-03 11:39 pm
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Who: Eddie & you!
Username: dethhead
Warnings: n/a, will add as needed
Greetings, fellow children of the apocalypse and working stiffs.
[Eddie waggles his fingers at the screen. There's a dopey, easy grin on his face, but the bags under his eyes tell a different story.]
Say a guy misses curfew- by three minutes- and gets locked outta the apartments. What's the best place to hole up for a night? Hypothetically.
[He's starting to think this ADI housing deal was the wrong choice. It feels so weird, not being able to come and go as he pleases. Stifling.
That's almost it, until Eddie clicks his fingers and rocks back towards the camera-]
Oh, and purely in the interest of my long term sanity, if anybody here plays DnD, I'm taking party applications. So. Show me what you've got.
Username: dethhead
Warnings: n/a, will add as needed
Greetings, fellow children of the apocalypse and working stiffs.
[Eddie waggles his fingers at the screen. There's a dopey, easy grin on his face, but the bags under his eyes tell a different story.]
Say a guy misses curfew- by three minutes- and gets locked outta the apartments. What's the best place to hole up for a night? Hypothetically.
[He's starting to think this ADI housing deal was the wrong choice. It feels so weird, not being able to come and go as he pleases. Stifling.
That's almost it, until Eddie clicks his fingers and rocks back towards the camera-]
Oh, and purely in the interest of my long term sanity, if anybody here plays DnD, I'm taking party applications. So. Show me what you've got.
HERE SHE IS
[Eddie's tone isn't exactly dripping sincerity, but he lets it go with an eyeroll.]
No strength needed. I mean, not traditionally. I'm talking about a game, but apparently every person in this place is severely uncultured. Including you! So. Wanna change that?
THEY!!!!
[Yeah that's what she expected, and also why it's kind of funny. Anyway.]
What, like a card game or something? This isn't some fortune telling garbage, right, because you gotta say so now if it is.
obsessed already
No fortune telling garbage. Cross my heart, hope to be buried alive. No cards, either, unless you need help remembering what you're doing.
Just going out on a limb, here- you like fighting things? Kicking monster butt?
me too they suck
[Alright, now it's debatable if she's being a stick-in-the-mud or if she's just being obtuse. Who knows. But the rest of it does catch her interest.]
Not much of a limb, but yeah. Kind of my job. Or part of it anyway. Not usually any kind of game, though.
both just awful awful gremlins
[God, it's so hard to tell. Eddie narrows his eyes at her, trying to suss it out, but gives up and waves a hand at Beau in defeat instead.]
Yeah, alright, I could get how that makes it seem less fun- but trust me. I think having that kind of experience is just gonna make you good at it.
[He grins.]
Don't you wanna see if you can beat whatever I throw at you?
terrible little turbonerds
... Eh, sure, if you’re serious. But it wouldn’t be you like, physically fighting me, because I’d probably break your arm.
[That is said with a clear grin implied. Yeah she’s calling you scrawny, punk, whatcha gonna do about it]
no subject
Sure, probably. But that is not gonna help you here. You'll be flexing your brain muscles. If you've got any to spare.
[There's no malice in his voice. This is pure shithead to shithead communication.]
no subject
[says the combat librarian, I guess...]