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[bardsofprey]

Who: Eddie & you!
Username: dethhead
Warnings: n/a, will add as needed

Greetings, fellow children of the apocalypse and working stiffs.

[Eddie waggles his fingers at the screen. There's a dopey, easy grin on his face, but the bags under his eyes tell a different story.]

Say a guy misses curfew- by three minutes- and gets locked outta the apartments. What's the best place to hole up for a night? Hypothetically.

[He's starting to think this ADI housing deal was the wrong choice. It feels so weird, not being able to come and go as he pleases. Stifling.

That's almost it, until Eddie clicks his fingers and rocks back towards the camera-]

Oh, and purely in the interest of my long term sanity, if anybody here plays DnD, I'm taking party applications. So. Show me what you've got.

Comments

obsessed already

[bardsofprey]

[Eddie snorts. She is, he admits, actually funny.]

No fortune telling garbage. Cross my heart, hope to be buried alive. No cards, either, unless you need help remembering what you're doing.

Just going out on a limb, here- you like fighting things? Kicking monster butt?

me too they suck

[lesbeau]

I wouldn't ever hope to be buried alive.

[Alright, now it's debatable if she's being a stick-in-the-mud or if she's just being obtuse. Who knows. But the rest of it does catch her interest.]

Not much of a limb, but yeah. Kind of my job. Or part of it anyway. Not usually any kind of game, though.

both just awful awful gremlins

[bardsofprey]

Man, c'mon, I don't actually-

[God, it's so hard to tell. Eddie narrows his eyes at her, trying to suss it out, but gives up and waves a hand at Beau in defeat instead.]

Yeah, alright, I could get how that makes it seem less fun- but trust me. I think having that kind of experience is just gonna make you good at it.

[He grins.]

Don't you wanna see if you can beat whatever I throw at you?

terrible little turbonerds

[lesbeau]

[He can’t see her looking him over and sizing him up, but she is.]

... Eh, sure, if you’re serious. But it wouldn’t be you like, physically fighting me, because I’d probably break your arm.

[That is said with a clear grin implied. Yeah she’s calling you scrawny, punk, whatcha gonna do about it]

[bardsofprey]

[Eddie just shrugs easily, letting it roll off him. He's been accused of being scrawny (and had it proven correct) plenty of times.]

Sure, probably. But that is not gonna help you here. You'll be flexing your brain muscles. If you've got any to spare.

[There's no malice in his voice. This is pure shithead to shithead communication.]

[lesbeau]

Pssh. I've got real combat experience. I know how this works. You're on, dorkus.

[says the combat librarian, I guess...]