(Network) A little bit of hacking never hurt anyone

[failedpromise]

Who:"Manji" (Actually Cortana posting with his account)
Username: Username
Warnings: None, other than Cortana being a little shit.

A little Public Service Announcement: don't make your account password a variation of password.

Unless, of course, you want to end up like this guy.

Comments

[cacophonish]

fuck
the internet really sucks

what if you're a catfisher?
what if I'M a catfisher??

[thedoctorsmate]

Mate, you're not tech literate enough to be a catfisher.
When were you born?
What even is your favorite band?

[She's making a point here... Time to see if he catches it.]

[cacophonish]

[ look, Jeff isn't very bright, so he answers the first question, like, immediately ]

1974
2002 if you ask the adi 🙄

[ oops. wait he can save this! ]

you wouldn't know my favorite band it's very obscure

[ it's his band from home. ]

[thedoctorsmate]

Is your favorite band the one you're in?
Play in the garage and get yelled at by your parents for being too loud on the drums?

[cacophonish]

[ WELL... YES. Damn it. He won't confirm that his password is just his band's name, but it totally is. ]

my best friend was the drummer
i played guitar and sang

my parents never yelled tho
they always supported me :)

[thedoctorsmate]

What's that like, then?

[Supportive parents? Can't relate.]

[cacophonish]

pretty great. can't complain at all
tho it makes being here...

[ So much worse. The homesickness is overwhelming, sometimes. ]

being separated sucks
knowing i won't ever see them again
makes me wish i called them more

[thedoctorsmate]

What makes you think you won't ever see them again?
This place doesn't have to be forever.