failedpromise: (Default)
failedpromise ([personal profile] failedpromise) wrote in [community profile] apocalypsehowcomm2022-02-25 09:25 pm

(Network) A little bit of hacking never hurt anyone

Who:"Manji" (Actually Cortana posting with his account)
Username: Username
Warnings: None, other than Cortana being a little shit.

A little Public Service Announcement: don't make your account password a variation of password.

Unless, of course, you want to end up like this guy.
abrightboy: (pays attention)

un: bright

[personal profile] abrightboy 2022-02-26 03:36 am (UTC)(link)
What guy? Was there supposed to be a picture attached or something…?
graveyounglady: (uncertain | scared)

un: mercyme; text

[personal profile] graveyounglady 2022-02-26 06:15 am (UTC)(link)
I am using "Graves123!" Is this a better password? The person who helped me set it up said I needed numbers and punctuation both.
Edited 2022-02-26 06:15 (UTC)
aelwyn_aberration: (Default)

[personal profile] aelwyn_aberration 2022-02-26 06:49 am (UTC)(link)
Mercy, dear, we're changing your password when I get home, okay?
musicdied: (really?)

@jelica

[personal profile] musicdied 2022-02-26 06:55 am (UTC)(link)
Of course he did.

ADI needs better orientation for the people who come from the actual stone age.
canofmanji: (An enema goes where!?)

un: Username | Video and Text

[personal profile] canofmanji 2022-02-26 08:25 am (UTC)(link)
[Manji is confused as he looks at his own account posting on the network.]

What? How--? [Can he delete this? He switches to text to try.]

[Text]

delete.

[Hmmm... That didn't work.]
Edited 2022-02-26 08:26 (UTC)
fightinginfinity: (egtony64)

text; @stark. locked to Cortana

[personal profile] fightinginfinity 2022-02-26 12:39 pm (UTC)(link)
Cortana. First rule of cyber crime is we don't announce we're doing cyber crime
Edited 2022-02-26 12:50 (UTC)
fightinginfinity: (PFU0SGb9)

@stark;

[personal profile] fightinginfinity 2022-02-26 12:46 pm (UTC)(link)
Ok I'm encrypting your account
brunonono: (wide-eyed | say what)

un: bruno

[personal profile] brunonono 2022-02-26 03:27 pm (UTC)(link)
Right? I don't see any guy. Is there supposed to be a guy?
abrightboy: (pays attention)

[personal profile] abrightboy 2022-02-26 03:39 pm (UTC)(link)
Maybe it’s a joke? But. I don’t get it.
fightinginfinity: (Bh8uMriv)

[personal profile] fightinginfinity 2022-02-26 05:41 pm (UTC)(link)
You have my sincerest apologies O She Who Hails From Tomorrow

[ Sorry kiddo the luster from your initial arrival has worn off and Tony is back to being an equal-opportunity capital B Bitch. Hopefully it’ll level out once his latest batch of coffee is done brewing. ]

Yknow heaven forbid some of us didn’t come here from Post-Apocalyptic Cyberpunk Dystopialand where you get ads projected into your dreams every night and can appreciate the value of 90s cult cinema

And you could have just talked to the guy


[ Look Tony appreciates a good-old-fashioned trolling as much as the next guy but he’s been working on compromising this network for a while now and the more weak spots he can target, the better. ]
Edited 2022-02-26 17:49 (UTC)
graveyounglady: (confused | wat?)

[personal profile] graveyounglady 2022-02-26 06:33 pm (UTC)(link)
Is that not a good one?
graveyounglady: (srs | hands)

[personal profile] graveyounglady 2022-02-26 06:34 pm (UTC)(link)
But what if they need to get into something to make changes for me?
graveyounglady: (confused | wat?)

[personal profile] graveyounglady 2022-02-26 06:35 pm (UTC)(link)
I am familiar with crypts. How does one put something in a crypt when it does not have a body, though?
abrightboy: (counterpoint)

[personal profile] abrightboy 2022-02-26 06:48 pm (UTC)(link)
If that’s the case, it would have made more sense if you said who you actually were. Who are you?
fightinginfinity: (ironman3-61)

[personal profile] fightinginfinity 2022-02-26 07:35 pm (UTC)(link)
You know if I hadn’t met you in person and witnessed your adorable earnestness firsthand I’d think you were yanking my leg right now

Don’t worry about it yeah? It’s part of that engineering stuff I was telling you about

Fixing problems remember?
aelwyn_aberration: (pic#15441723)

[personal profile] aelwyn_aberration 2022-02-26 10:47 pm (UTC)(link)
It's... passable. But that's not really the problem.

Think of a password like a key. By saying it on the network, you're giving someone else the key to all your communications. So, for the sake of your security, it's best to keep it secret. Especially since the monsters we've been dealing with have used our devices to get to us once before.
brunonono: (disagreeable | bruno killed my goldfish)

[personal profile] brunonono 2022-02-26 11:41 pm (UTC)(link)
Yeah, who are you? Username, that's got to be a fake name.
abrightboy: (regretful)

[personal profile] abrightboy 2022-02-27 01:37 am (UTC)(link)
Then how do we know you're not the guy whose account this is just playing a joke?
abrightboy: (face shrug)

[personal profile] abrightboy 2022-02-27 03:55 pm (UTC)(link)
Ultimately, we don't know anyone on here is who they say they are, if we haven't met them in person. Maybe the guy you're pretending to be doesn't even exist.

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