(Network) A little bit of hacking never hurt anyone

[failedpromise]

Who:"Manji" (Actually Cortana posting with his account)
Username: Username
Warnings: None, other than Cortana being a little shit.

A little Public Service Announcement: don't make your account password a variation of password.

Unless, of course, you want to end up like this guy.

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[failedpromise]

(Hey, she was nice enough to warn people, at least!)

That's not happening.

[thedoctorsmate]

Afraid of exposing yourself, "Good Samaritan" that you are?

[failedpromise]

Hey, you can see the replies to this post, you know someone had to do something.

What's the harm in having a little fun with it?

[thedoctorsmate]

[Hmm...]

Are you planning to do anything apart from the public service announcement, then?
Pretty sure we've got people here from ages back, or, like... fantasy worlds?
Ones that haven't got technology at all.

[failedpromise]

I intend to talk to relevant personnel about setting up multi factor identification and starting a mandatory cybersecurity course.

As amusing as this was, I'd prefer if our enemies didn't have such an easy exploit available to them.

(Of course, this may make it easy to find out who she is just based on who does the talking, but that doesn't mean she's just going to tell her outright.)

[thedoctorsmate]

So, you'll tell them who you are, but not me?

[failedpromise]

Oh they probably already know.

Besides, can't make it easy for you now, can I?

(Tone doesn't translate so well through text, but she's absolutely teasing/fucking with you now, Donna.)

[thedoctorsmate]

You're cute.
I'll be keeping an eye out for those courses.

[failedpromise]

Thanks! (Gonna treat that as a compliment, because obviously she is incredibly charming.)

You're welcome to attend. Even if, judging by your comments, you don't actually need to.

[thedoctorsmate]

Yeah, yeah.
Have fun.