Who:"Manji" (Actually Cortana posting with his account)
Username: Username
Warnings: None, other than Cortana being a little shit.
A little Public Service Announcement: don't make your account password a variation of password.
Unless, of course, you want to end up like this guy.
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[Bruno finishes up and steps out from behind the counter, gesturing at a nearby table.]
So what kind of work have they got you doing here? Because I've got to say, cooking isn't really my thing.
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[There are air quotes and everything.]
I used to - I mean, we would all help keep Casita repaired and everything, help the villagers build their houses. But they didn't want me doing that stuff here, they said...well, they didn't want me doing that.
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[He pulls up his hood and puts on a deeper voice.]
I am Hernando and I am scared of nothing!
[And then he pulls the hood back down.]
He's not real, you see, it's just me, I always wanted to be an actor--but they didn't like that, and they definitely didn't like Jorge because I need a bucket to do Jorge....
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[Sir, he's pretty sure he's weird. Bruno sits with that comment for a moment, mulling it and the question over.]
I can see the future.
[That's normal enough to him that he doesn't think much of just saying it; here in this place it's probably normal enough to be believed.]
And the future is...well, it's the future. But if you know something bad's going to happen to you, to your family, then you're just waiting for it to happen. And our Casita --
[He sighs.]
It's a really long story.
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I mean, sort of? It's--it's not always clear, there's not always just one answer. But people always believed me. That's exactly the problem.
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How is it the problem?
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[Smooooth.]
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Bruno, I'm not the thought police.
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Okay? Okay! But I don't...I'm not feeding it. The thing. Which is fine because I don't want to have any visions anyway.
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It wants me to know things about people. Things they're not going to want me to know.
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