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[murderology]

Who: Jerry
Username: jermiacumberbatch
Warnings: talk of offensive smalls? will add as needed


k top 3 most offensive smells

GO

[ That's it. That's the post. ]

Comments

un:bright

[abrightboy]

1. cheap perfume
2. decomposing flesh
3. those pine scented pine trees people hang in cars

[murderology]

re 3

right? whoever invented those things have no sense of smell. or they're evil

also agree rotting flesh is kinda rank. pro tip never try to cover the smell of dead up with pine fresheners or cheap perfume!

[abrightboy]

I’m pretty used to the corpse smell, but based on how people at work react, I know it’s super high. Cheap perfume, though? Can’t even breathe.

@GasStationJack

[stations]

I know this isn't like a game show situation, but if it were I'm pretty sure you would've just won. Right order and everything.

Although, I might substitute cheap perfume for somebody who clearly forgot to put on deodorant trying to cover it up with an ungodly amount of Axe body spray

[abrightboy]

Axe body spray should be banned by the Geneva Convention.

@GasStationJack

[stations]

Jerry

( That's it. That's the reply.

Why are you the way that you are )

[murderology]

Jack

[ You know how this goes, bro. ]

[stations]

Please tell me you aren't going to stink bomb a department store

un; punchgirl

[lesbeau]

inside of a dragon
lava consuming shit (i mean literal shit not just anything)
and probably that fucking slime thing i fought once that was eating yetis

i dunno man ive smelled some awful shit you just get used to it

[murderology]

okay

i could probably recreate the smell of lava burning literal shit and a carnivorous slime but im gonna need help on the "inside of a dragon" part. also why do you know what the inside of a dragon smells like not a required answer just color me INSANELY curious because if you tell me you got swallowed by a dragon and lived that would be kinda AWESOME

[lesbeau]

yeah no you got it in one. though i wasnt totally swallowed but yes fully in the mouth
ive been in a couple of things mouths, but that one sucked the most because it stank and was also fucking freezing.
ice dragons suck
just imagine how much meat would rot if you were a carnivore, your mouth was bigger than your brain, and your dont brush your teeth

@katrina

[twicelost]

[ Look at her, she's learning how to adapt to human things like shitposts and responding via text. She's doing so well! ]

human
coward
this post

[murderology]

3 very factual statements unfortunately i can only recreate one of them

unless i get the very essence of cowards and this post down which hey. maybe i can. CHALLENGE ACCEPTED

[ Congrats this is the worst example of a human to learn from. ]

[twicelost]

Why you need recreate?

@jelica

[musicdied]

This sounds like the prelude to something very stupid.

But I'm waiting for equipment, so I'll play.

Frankenpig shit, septic wounds, and the combination of cheap cologne, stale sweat, and cigar smoke.

[murderology]

k, that last combination is honestly a class of its own and definitely mixes into an unholy scent that counts as one so ill allow it

gonna have to gimme the deets on the frakenpig shit. is it close to normal pig shit? or half-pig shit? whats the deal?

[musicdied]

Take normal pig shit, and then add decomposing flesh. It is incredibly revolting.

un: blam

[earthshine]

[ good to see the adi network is firing on all cylinders today. ]

raw sewage
gym socks
axe deodorant

[murderology]

man isnt that just the WORST????


axe deodorant should be banned

[earthshine]

Should be.
But we're not living in a perfect world.

un: max

[carmesi]

a question first: why?

[Trust Issues]

[murderology]

science!

[carmesi]

i need something more specific than that.

Text - un: a.jaeger

[bloodalwaystells]

I expect you'll get more than a few overlapping answers.

Rotting corpse.
Raw sewage.
Durian fruit.

[murderology]

no biggie dude. overlapping answers are an important part of the research/polling! for example, if 20 or so people out of 30 think raw sewage and axe deodorant are some of the most offensive smells to ever smell then i have an idea of whats most effective against a persons face holes

also durians...thats a good one. actually smells like both corpses and raw sewage