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[murderology]

Who: Jerry
Username: jermiacumberbatch
Warnings: talk of offensive smalls? will add as needed


k top 3 most offensive smells

GO

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Comments

[abrightboy]

I’m pretty used to the corpse smell, but based on how people at work react, I know it’s super high. Cheap perfume, though? Can’t even breathe.

[murderology]

cheap perfume should count as a chemical weapon which is exactly why its the perfect answer!

[ Wait no that sounds bad.


Actually, no, it's fine. ]

[abrightboy]

Is your question not the actual question?

[murderology]

less a question and more of a poll for uh

science

[abrightboy]

I'm sort of an armchair scientist myself. Are you doing an experiment?

[murderology]

yeah guess you can call it that

so far im trying to find a balance between "use the rankest shit for the most effectiveness" and "but not so rank that you accidentally choke and die on your own disgust"

[abrightboy]

I suppose some sort of respirator mask is out of the question. Then that line could be more blurry.

[murderology]

rightoreeno! the stench must be so offensive that it can penetrate even the highest quality gas mask but also not actually be deadly. so if a mask actually works then that means i fucked it up

im highly likely gonna get got by my own concoction through the course of this experiment but sometimes you gotta take one for the team. please refrain from praising my heroic action im very bashful

[abrightboy]

What are you actually doing?

[murderology]

making a stinkbomb

[abrightboy]

Weapons grade. What for?

[murderology]

you know those trucks that are totally gonna offload some nasty shit? a nasty enough stinkbomb should be enough to impede their progress!

i still say actually blowing up their trucks would be more effective but some naysayers think otherwise, yawn.

[abrightboy]

Wouldn't blowing up their actual trucks kill people?