Is this one of those situations where you say "I'm not going to stink bomb a department store" because technically I asked you to say that, but you're actually totally going to stink bomb a department store?
Okay, just for the record, I'm adding another item to our Apartment Ground Rules list No dead bodies It's already weird enough keeping your head under the bed
dont even worry about it broseph no corpses need to be involved. i just need to simulate the scent is all
also yeah about that do you really need it around? i mean, if it helps you as some kind of weird dead security blanket then thats fine i wont judge but otherwise i can totally punt that sucker into the woods again
Also... I might feel a little guilty. It seems kind of fucked up to just ditch it. You. Whatever.
I mean, don't get me wrong, you would know what your head would want better than I would, and if you'd want to be punted in the woods that's totally okay with me. The only problem with that plan is we're not exactly at home right now. It's way less likely raccoons are gonna make off with it, and way more likely someone's going to stumble on it and call the cops.
I really don't want to go to jail for murdering you.
k that explains some things sorta. but is it psychic in like....an unremarkable scrotum kind of way or a fred gross kinda way?
not to question the validity of this possibility because i got you broseph. just wondering because when i came back the first time you were just talking to a decomposed head that didnt really do or say anything
I don't actually know. It doesn't talk when you're around for some reason, but it definitely saved my life a couple times. Or like a dozen times. It-he-you-whatever could tell when somebody was a mimic, it told me about all the weapons Benjamin had stashed on his body, it even told me where you left the fucking car keys at the compound In your room, on the hookah table. If it was a Fred Gross thing I mean, how the hell would I know any of that?
If you're asking whether or not it revealed your secret mysterious past to me, no. It didn't. And I didn't ask. Because it doesn't matter. You'll tell me when you're ready, or you won't, and that's fine.
[ That actually did not even cross his mind but it's good to know! Whew! ]
yeah thats not a fred gross situation and a big ol remarkable scrotum from the looks of it. which is good i guess??? kinda weird its a me-head though. does it ever say anything useful about this joint
A few things. It told me the wizard doctor was a wizard before he told me he was a wizard. Which isn't really a secret, but I think that means it's still psychic.
I guess I could maybe carry it around when stuff gets weird, but if I have to pick between you and your psychic head that only works when you're not around, I'd rather just have you.
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And before you answer that, let me formally request that whatever you say leaves me plausible deniability in court
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[ Is he being ominously vague on purpose???
Yes. ]
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No dead bodies
It's already weird enough keeping your head under the bed
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also yeah about that do you really need it around? i mean, if it helps you as some kind of weird dead security blanket then thats fine i wont judge but otherwise i can totally punt that sucker into the woods again
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I think your head is psychic
Also... I might feel a little guilty. It seems kind of fucked up to just ditch it. You. Whatever.
I mean, don't get me wrong, you would know what your head would want better than I would, and if you'd want to be punted in the woods that's totally okay with me. The only problem with that plan is we're not exactly at home right now. It's way less likely raccoons are gonna make off with it, and way more likely someone's going to stumble on it and call the cops.
I really don't want to go to jail for murdering you.
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not to question the validity of this possibility because i got you broseph. just wondering because when i came back the first time you were just talking to a decomposed head that didnt really do or say anything
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It doesn't talk when you're around for some reason, but it definitely saved my life a couple times. Or like a dozen times. It-he-you-whatever could tell when somebody was a mimic, it told me about all the weapons Benjamin had stashed on his body, it even told me where you left the fucking car keys at the compound
In your room, on the hookah table.
If it was a Fred Gross thing
I mean, how the hell would I know any of that?
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[ Listen all of this is important and merits discussion, but first!!! ]
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yeah thats what i was worried about
anyway
[ That actually did not even cross his mind but it's good to know! Whew! ]
yeah thats not a fred gross situation and a big ol remarkable scrotum from the looks of it. which is good i guess??? kinda weird its a me-head though. does it ever say anything useful about this joint
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A few things. It told me the wizard doctor was a wizard before he told me he was a wizard. Which isn't really a secret, but I think that means it's still psychic.
I guess I could maybe carry it around when stuff gets weird, but if I have to pick between you and your psychic head that only works when you're not around, I'd rather just have you.
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pfft that wizard dude has wizard dude written all over his wizard face, but i see your point
anyway good choice. im way better than a psychic head. you can't play smash with a psychic head
i guess he could tell you how to unlock all the fighters but he couldn't actually do it!