Hah, sounds a lot like what I run into back home. Can't say I've ever lost an appendage though, so yours might be worse. Usually I talk my way out of snags with things that are more powerful than I am, but I can be pretty powerful when I want to be.
It involves a sociopath, a glowing mutant raccoon, a couple of demi-gods, and a really long sleep-deprived walk through the woods after not eating for... a while and then hallucinating a set of cookie scout twins that may or may not have existed but either way fed me what turned out to definitely not be cookies the next day
You know what, I don't say this often but I think your story is weirder than most of mine. And mine involve necromancers with ancient Viking bodyguards and a dryad that we pacified with vodka and lemon bars.
I hope they show up too, them and Jasha, my other closest friend. And the rest of them, honestly. If they're back home, I can't take care of them. They're on their own. I trust them, but I'd rather be around to watch out for them.
In theory, zero. An Alpha's job is to protect and take care of their pack, which means you have to know them, understand them, all their emotional and mental needs, what they're afraid of and what they're good at. It means really taking time out to get to know your people so you can help them do their best at everything. You serve your pack, and you gain their respect by making their lives better.
In practice, most alphas end up turning into stupid dictators, and that's why their packs fail at everything. Those guys don't deserve the capital A. I don't respect them at all.
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Accidentally? Sounds like a good story.
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Good isn't really the word I would use. More like "long" or "weird".
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Long and weird sounds good to me. Most of my stories would be long and weird too.
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It involves a sociopath, a glowing mutant raccoon, a couple of demi-gods, and a really long sleep-deprived walk through the woods after not eating for... a while and then hallucinating a set of cookie scout twins that may or may not have existed but either way fed me what turned out to definitely not be cookies the next day
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My pack's at least caught the hang of it.
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Like a wolf pack. You could say it's a nickname for my found family.
[What he's dancing around is right there in his username.]
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That's cool. Did any of them show up here with you?
I spent about a month alone before Jerry turned up.
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Not that I've seen yet, but I wish they'd show up.
Who's Jerry?
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My found family pack thing, I guess. Can you have one of those with only one person? Maybe that's more like a dynamic duo or something.
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Anyway, I hope your brother and/or Noah turn up. It's way easier to deal with this place when you have somebody you trust looking out for you.
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In practice, most alphas end up turning into stupid dictators, and that's why their packs fail at everything. Those guys don't deserve the capital A. I don't respect them at all.
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Also, you're being like really specific about pack terminology. I'm not really sure if this is an offensive thing to ask or not but
Are you like
A werewolf?
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Oh, I'm not offended. Yeah, I am.
[Well, there it is, it's out.]
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Cool
So do you do the full wolf shape thing or is it like the Harry Potter half guy half wolf combo?
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I think it's pretty cool. And full wolf shape, no man-wolf-pig.
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