[ network ] turkey testicles

[earthshine]

Who: Takashi Shirogane
Username: Blam
Warnings: Talk of consuming animal parts ( turkey testicles )

[ so, about those turkey testicle festival fliers popping up… he should be embarrassed that this is his first contribution to the adi network, but, well, curiosity? ]

Has anyone else seen the ads for the event happening at the Bottoms Up bar this weekend? Better yet, is anyone going?
I didn’t realize turkey testicles were a thing across the country. Arizona had a big annual event when I lived there.

[ which doesn’t necessarily mean current arizona dabbles in the double-t festival. ugh. timelines. alternate realities. his brain is complaining. ]

People back home took it pretty seriously.
Anyway. All of this to say: is anyone braving a taste?
I promise they aren’t terrible.

[ ringing endorsement. ]

( ooc; keith will be posting a log for this… soon right here. )

Comments

[romelle]

So it is a matter of not wasting leftovers?

A horrendous amount of these 'turkeys' are eaten earlier in the month so there is a sense of respect to them in not simply throwing away their parts?

That is far more sensible than I had expected! My answer to trying them might still be no though...

1/2

[earthshine]

[ … there is logic in this.
but also, no. ]

That is one way of putting it.
I don’t know if these turkeys would feel respected in knowig their testicles are being deep fried and eaten though.

done.

[earthshine]

[ hold up. wait. ]

But by that logic, you should give one a try.
It’s the only way to do right by our feathered friends.

[romelle]

[ ..... oh. Oh no no no. This is where her goodwill towards Earth culture gets her?! ]

Turkeys are the friends of mankind, but you see... I am Altean.

I have neither befriended any Turkey personally nor eaten any, so I do not wish to intrude rudely on this relationship I have no part in.

[earthshine]

[ shiro’s brain: don’t be a peer-pressuring bully.
also shiro’s brain: one of us, one of us, one -- ]

But you’re building a life on Earth now and assimilating with the culture.
Don’t you want to partake in this beloved tradition?

[romelle]

I believe you can be part of a community without sharing in all of its beliefs.

[ Uh. This was too heavy, though accidentally, let's backpedal for one second. ]

Do they really taste that good?

[earthshine]

[ true. he didn’t mean anything serious by it.
she’s free to be completely separate from mankind if she likes. ]

'That good' might be a stretch.
They taste fine? The dipping sauces help tremendously.

[romelle]

So the whole festival is compensation for a food nobody would want to eat under normal circumstances.

1/2

[earthshine]

done.

[earthshine]

[

oh.
huh.

she’s not wrong. ]

The whole thing sounds ridiculous when you put it like that.

[ still not a denial, shh. ]

[romelle]

I am terribly sorry!

[ She is not. ]

It is a pretty smart way to not throw out so many leftovers at least. Everyone likes festivals.