[ network ] turkey testicles

[earthshine]

Who: Takashi Shirogane
Username: Blam
Warnings: Talk of consuming animal parts ( turkey testicles )

[ so, about those turkey testicle festival fliers popping up… he should be embarrassed that this is his first contribution to the adi network, but, well, curiosity? ]

Has anyone else seen the ads for the event happening at the Bottoms Up bar this weekend? Better yet, is anyone going?
I didn’t realize turkey testicles were a thing across the country. Arizona had a big annual event when I lived there.

[ which doesn’t necessarily mean current arizona dabbles in the double-t festival. ugh. timelines. alternate realities. his brain is complaining. ]

People back home took it pretty seriously.
Anyway. All of this to say: is anyone braving a taste?
I promise they aren’t terrible.

[ ringing endorsement. ]

( ooc; keith will be posting a log for this… soon right here. )

Comments

[earthshine]

[ COME ON AELWYN. ]

Really?
You’re not the slightest bit curious?

[aelwyn_aberration]

In eating a turkey's testicles? No??

That sounds disgusting. Under no circumstances.

[earthshine]

[ well now it’s a challenge to change her mind. ]

Have to say I’m surprised.
Out of everyone, I thought for sure you’d have the guts to try it.

[aelwyn_aberration]

It's a nice attempt, but I'm not so easily goaded.

[earthshine]

[ found out! that was fast.
it's fine.
it's cool.
he doesn't care one bit. ]

Apparently so.
Oh well. Do what makes you feel most comfortable.

[aelwyn_aberration]

Try it on a man. Always tends to work on them, in my experience.

Or someone just really desperate to prove themselves, I guess.

[She has goaded people into doing stupid shit at parties before, so.]

If it makes you feel any better, I'll probably attend, but I'd rather avoid the turkey balls.

[earthshine]

[ it does tend to work on a certain boy he knows.
competitiveness is undoing; shiro knows that well too. ]

You say this now, but once you’re there, you’ll find yourself swept up in the collective enthusiasm.

[ or not. in the end, it doesn’t really matter. ]

It sounds as though there will be plenty else to do however. So it’ll be nice to get out of hq for a few hours.