earthshine: (hmm interesting)
takashi shirogane ([personal profile] earthshine) wrote in [community profile] apocalypsehowcomm2021-11-29 09:29 pm

[ network ] turkey testicles

Who: Takashi Shirogane
Username: Blam
Warnings: Talk of consuming animal parts ( turkey testicles )

[ so, about those turkey testicle festival fliers popping up… he should be embarrassed that this is his first contribution to the adi network, but, well, curiosity? ]

Has anyone else seen the ads for the event happening at the Bottoms Up bar this weekend? Better yet, is anyone going?
I didn’t realize turkey testicles were a thing across the country. Arizona had a big annual event when I lived there.


[ which doesn’t necessarily mean current arizona dabbles in the double-t festival. ugh. timelines. alternate realities. his brain is complaining. ]

People back home took it pretty seriously.
Anyway. All of this to say: is anyone braving a taste?
I promise they aren’t terrible.


[ ringing endorsement. ]

( ooc; keith will be posting a log for this… soon right here. )
aelwyn_aberration: (smug chuckle)

[personal profile] aelwyn_aberration 2021-12-02 06:57 am (UTC)(link)
Try it on a man. Always tends to work on them, in my experience.

Or someone just really desperate to prove themselves, I guess.


[She has goaded people into doing stupid shit at parties before, so.]

If it makes you feel any better, I'll probably attend, but I'd rather avoid the turkey balls.