text; @abbykim

[retisense]

hello you beautiful people

pimp me the department you work in, the only thing worse than working a regular job is working odd jobs and I'm DONE

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[retisense]

you need to tell me that story sometime
(now is acceptable)
and you do that kind of thing for a living? that's super cool, makes my line of work sound boring

well if you ever need help following up a lead, count me in

[lesbeau]

the really short version is i have a friend who accidentally started a cult and made a god. and then the real god they were pretending to be got really really pissed. it was wild but i did get a tropical island out of the deal.

as long as you won't die immediately when faced with an issue and know how to be quiet, for sure. i can always use someone watching my back.

[retisense]

I mean getting a tropical island is an acceptable outcome
I'd like a tropical island

[Maybe, maybe not. That requires boats.]

well I haven't died immediately yet, and I've survived a lot so I guess that counts
and I know how to be quiet
let's do it sometime

[lesbeau]

sounds like youre more qualified than half the people around here.
so its a party.

[retisense]

awesome
it's a date

[lesbeau]

oh
for sure
date it is
see ya around

[retisense]

sure
and hey if you ever wanted to grab a coffee and tell me more of your heroic stories
I'd be down for that too

[lesbeau]

well im not much of a storyteller but im sure i could pull off something
never a bad time to have a cute girl with attention on me
let me know when youre free huh

[retisense]

[OH. Well then.]

and never a bad time to listen to a hot lady telling an adventure story
I don't think it'd matter how well you told it ;)

I'm free most evenings
I have no life

[lesbeau]

i mean you can't just work and sleep all the time so there must be something
if there isn't maybe try working out. or reading i guess. some people are into reading.

not like it's bad just not an always activity