text; @abbykim

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hello you beautiful people

pimp me the department you work in, the only thing worse than working a regular job is working odd jobs and I'm DONE

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jack, my man, how are you doing?

as you can probably tell, our plan for me to sit in as the blueprint guy for heists isn't providing regular work

that sounds like something I might be able to do, actually
did you learn anything neat in the classes?

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Pretty good Abby, how are you?

Sucks about the blueprint thing, it sounded totally awesome in my head.

I sat in on this one class about learning an alien language, but the only thing I remembered after that was a crazy migraine and something that looked like a crooked number 8. There was this one wilderness survival class, I theoretically know how to build a campfire. I haven't actually tested that one yet. Seemed like a bad idea, what with the repeatedly dying for the last few weeks. It's basically just asking to burn the building down.

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I've been better, but I'm surviving
it's good to hear your voice
and hey they did say they'd give me a call if they ever had a heist to do but something tells me that was just to make me happy

yikes, about the alien language thing
maybe the human brain just wasn't equipped for it or something

oh man, building a campfire is useful though, not that I've had much chance to try it either
your fears are valid though, it's been a really rough month

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The joke's gonna be on them when an actual heist happens. Make sure you double your rate, since they didn't put you on retainer.

The good news is there's like a metric ton of Halloween candy leftover from the party because everybody was too busy sleeping to actually eat any of it. Silver lining. I've got stacks on stacks of Almond Joys. I could straight up make it rain.

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oh for sure, maybe even triple, I am not above some extortion

oh man, can you make it rain for me?
I didn't think to grab ANY of that candy and that's a travesty
candy is my favorite

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Sure, I can do that
Or maybe make it lightly precipitate, candy's pretty hard, there's a pretty valid concussion risk

Anyway I'm in room 1 at Bonnie's, swing by any time
like, literally any time, I don't sleep

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let's just say we're speaking metaphorically

you busy right now?

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That's probably fair.

Nope. I have literally no social life. At all.

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a+

you mind if I come visit? we can have literally no social life together

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Sure
Fair warning though, I'm astoundingly, almost impressively boring

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well fancy that, me too

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Perfect, we can hang out and watch paint dry. Sounds like my kind of party.

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oh oh, but maybe consider


we could also watch grass grow

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Woah, slow down, some of us have work in the morning

jsyk I love this cr so freakin much

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too far?
too far.

paint it is
paint and leftover candy

me too, my god they're dorks

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Perfect, sounds good.
I'll be here.