text; @abbykim

[retisense]

hello you beautiful people

pimp me the department you work in, the only thing worse than working a regular job is working odd jobs and I'm DONE

Comments

un: Kugrash

[ratjesus]

Throw a dart at a list of what this place has to offer and go apeshit.

[retisense]

possibly the most useful suggestion yet

do you have a dart?
I guess I could use a steak knife

[ratjesus]

no knives. i got a sick pipe.

thats not a euphemism i literally have a lead pipe.

It's not like we're gonna be here our whole lives though right??

hopefully

i feel like i just jinxed it

shit

I swear to god I wrote the pipe description before I saw your icon.

[retisense]

you know what, I honestly immediately thought of one of those stereotypical pipes with the like curve at the end and all that, just a little rusty for character but not to compromise the structural integrity, you know?

why would you do that

now we're fucked

it's absolutely perfect

[ratjesus]

Woah you're pretty good at this guessing game, that's exactly right, dude! Wanna see it?

That's not a weird euphemism I just have a little shaman stick

i took it from MTA construction

man if I'm not out of here by next Christmas I'm going to go apeshit. I had important shit to do.

[retisense]

hell yes I do

what's a shaman stick?

I didn't have anything particularly important going on back home or anything but I'd still like to get back
I mean, I had a life
kind of