text; @abbykim

[retisense]

hello you beautiful people

pimp me the department you work in, the only thing worse than working a regular job is working odd jobs and I'm DONE

Comments

[abrightboy]

Hobbies?

[retisense]

reading
knitting
volleyball

see this is why I haven't signed up for anything yet
useless

[abrightboy]

So you’re athletic, dextrous, intelligent. Have you considered investigations?

[retisense]

wow, flattery will get you everywhere
kind of
tell me about it?

[abrightboy]

It’s pretty self explanatory; we’re basically detectives and they send us out to investigate stuff.

[retisense]

so you're in constant danger, intrepid supernatural shit?

[abrightboy]

Sometimes.

[retisense]

see, that sounds kind of cool

abby kim, intrepid supernatural detective

[abrightboy]

Exactly. What other jobs do they have that could give you that cool of a business card?

[retisense]

you've got a real real good point there sir
it's even better than my dumb architect cards