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[cacophonish]

Who: Jeff
Username: freakscene
Warnings: Potential references to body horror, loss of self

hey can anyone give me some weasle advise

like taking care of weasles. what they eat and what kind of house they need stuff like that...

(they get along with cats right? i mean their kinda like little slinky cats)

anyway the adi wont let me keep dave (from acounting) til i have a good setup for him and i figure you guys gotta know a lot about weasles after all that crazy crap at the museum
so help a guy out. do it for dave!

Comments

[dangerousmind]

Whose idea was it to bring accountants to the death museum?
Anyway, I feel like if you're looking for a human pet, you can probably do a bit better than that guy.

[cacophonish]

he was in charge of giving out allowences

[ per diem, he means ]

anyway daves cool
weve got an inside joke where i call him my sugar daddy and he makes a face and tells me not to 😊

did you know he collects misprinted trading cards?

[ anyway, enough Dave facts ]

besides its not like hes human NOW
its more like hed be my weasle roommate

[dangerousmind]

Oh yeah, I guess that makes sense.

Hm.

I mean, I'll be honest, I don't think they're going to agree no matter what you do. They're kind of sticklers about this stuff.

It's probably not that different from keeping a cat or something though. So just do that.

[cacophonish]

ive already got a cat
you see the naked one hanging around at bonnies? thats macaroni. she used to belong to jack and abby

anyway i just wanted to look after dave cuz it sucks enough to turn into a weasle
but to turn into a weasle AND get stuck in some adi lab or zoo or whatever is even worse

[ Yeah, Jeff's a real humanitarian-- er, weaseltarian here. Totally pure motives. Definitely doesn't just want to hold onto the man-weasel for the horror of it. ]