Network | Video | PSA about recent Dogtown results

[energyfieldgood]

Who: Rodney McKay
Username: imwithgenius
Warnings: mentions of dead bodies, skeleton horses, amnesia, blood, zombies, guns, bullet wounds, supernatural compulsion, violence, death


Yes, hello. Maybe you remember the mysterious Dogtown building past our oh-so-very-scenic river of blood that some people around here considered the holy grail of answers. Well, we went to check it out. And why would we deny you all the enlightenment it held.

[It's sharp, snide. Someone's in a mood. Even for Rodney, it's a mood.]

You ready for this? It's a zombie. There's zombies now because apparently that's what this place was lacking. You know, just the other night I thought in between all the skeleton horses and amnesia and breaking down of critical infrastructure there's such a lack of dead bodies pursuing me, it's a real letdown.

Dead guy's dressed like a hunter or trapper and shambles with a jolly tune on his lips. Oh, and did I mention the gun? Because there's a gun. Because not only do we get the Terminator's fleshy brother snapping at our heels, obviously he should be able to rain down a hailstorm of bullets at us while he's at it. Because that's fair.

So if you hear whistling, I highly recommend removing yourself from wherever you are unless you feel like playing target practice with things that go Natty Bumppo in the night.

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[clavesregni]

If there's something that powerful in there, there's something important as well. Even confronting it again has the potential to give us vital information. And this time we'll be prepared.

[energyfieldgood]

That's what John said last time.

[clavesregni]

And he was right, there is more to learn in there!

[energyfieldgood]

[Yes, and then he DIED, Rodney almost yells and it's just a lifetime of working for a secret government organization that helps him keep his tongue in check.

His anger, however, not so much.]

You have no idea what you're doing!

[Will he raise his voice at a screen? Yes, he will. Is it convenient that John can probably hear him and hopefully feel addressed along with her? Absolutely.]

There is no plan, there is no learning because clearly you have not learned anything from this, and you are not prepared! You are rushing in there stupidly, to get injured stupidly, in a stupid attempt to play hero with stupidly little results! Whatever is lurking in there? I bet it's laughing at you right now!

[clavesregni]

[Caitlyn is completely taken aback. No one's ever spoken to her like this, not even her mum. But there's only a moment of silence before her irrepressible desire to uncover the truth gets the better of her.]

Then we'll make a plan. We'll go over everything we know and determine how best to counteract each obstacle. If that creature can't be killed, we'll sneak past it. It may be more difficult now, but we can't give up.