Network | Video | PSA about recent Dogtown results

[energyfieldgood]

Who: Rodney McKay
Username: imwithgenius
Warnings: mentions of dead bodies, skeleton horses, amnesia, blood, zombies, guns, bullet wounds, supernatural compulsion, violence, death


Yes, hello. Maybe you remember the mysterious Dogtown building past our oh-so-very-scenic river of blood that some people around here considered the holy grail of answers. Well, we went to check it out. And why would we deny you all the enlightenment it held.

[It's sharp, snide. Someone's in a mood. Even for Rodney, it's a mood.]

You ready for this? It's a zombie. There's zombies now because apparently that's what this place was lacking. You know, just the other night I thought in between all the skeleton horses and amnesia and breaking down of critical infrastructure there's such a lack of dead bodies pursuing me, it's a real letdown.

Dead guy's dressed like a hunter or trapper and shambles with a jolly tune on his lips. Oh, and did I mention the gun? Because there's a gun. Because not only do we get the Terminator's fleshy brother snapping at our heels, obviously he should be able to rain down a hailstorm of bullets at us while he's at it. Because that's fair.

So if you hear whistling, I highly recommend removing yourself from wherever you are unless you feel like playing target practice with things that go Natty Bumppo in the night.

Comments

[video] un: cupkate

[bossyboiler]

Nothing good has come from Dogtown.

[ Is she wrong? It remains to be seen. Is she a coward for not ever wanting to go? Maybe. ]

[energyfieldgood]

[Nothing good at all.]

At this point I think we have gathered enough evidence to assume that there probably won't. I'm starting to think the place is nothing but an oversized honey trap.

[bossyboiler]

Finally, someone who speaks sense about that place.

[energyfieldgood]

Yes, well. Don't think it's gonna do us much good.

[Meaning, he just knows people will still be idiots about it. He's got one of them in the room with him.]

[bossyboiler]

It probably won't. You're right. Too many people like to keep going back.

[energyfieldgood]

Yeah.

[He's uncharacteristically quiet for a moment, looking away.]

Then again, it's not like we can afford to just ignore it. I mean there's something going on with it.

[bossyboiler]

Are you sure that we can't? I mean there is definitely something going on in there but for all of the damage inflicted, have we gotten anything useful out of it?

[energyfieldgood]

Trust me when I say that I get your point.

[Like, SO much. Like, trying to keep two idiots from running back in there much.]

What's the alternative? Just let it... sit there and just explode with evil energy at some point?

[bossyboiler]

I don't know what the alternative is but there has to be a better way of getting information.