Network | Video | PSA about recent Dogtown results

[energyfieldgood]

Who: Rodney McKay
Username: imwithgenius
Warnings: mentions of dead bodies, skeleton horses, amnesia, blood, zombies, guns, bullet wounds, supernatural compulsion, violence, death


Yes, hello. Maybe you remember the mysterious Dogtown building past our oh-so-very-scenic river of blood that some people around here considered the holy grail of answers. Well, we went to check it out. And why would we deny you all the enlightenment it held.

[It's sharp, snide. Someone's in a mood. Even for Rodney, it's a mood.]

You ready for this? It's a zombie. There's zombies now because apparently that's what this place was lacking. You know, just the other night I thought in between all the skeleton horses and amnesia and breaking down of critical infrastructure there's such a lack of dead bodies pursuing me, it's a real letdown.

Dead guy's dressed like a hunter or trapper and shambles with a jolly tune on his lips. Oh, and did I mention the gun? Because there's a gun. Because not only do we get the Terminator's fleshy brother snapping at our heels, obviously he should be able to rain down a hailstorm of bullets at us while he's at it. Because that's fair.

So if you hear whistling, I highly recommend removing yourself from wherever you are unless you feel like playing target practice with things that go Natty Bumppo in the night.

Comments

[abrightboy]

There was only one skeleton horse.

[energyfieldgood]

While absolutely not the point, you can't prove that. Maybe we all saw a different one. Maybe there's an entire horse army.

[abrightboy]

Occam’s razor would suggest otherwise.

[energyfieldgood]

Oh, give me a break. Because Occam's razor is even remotely useful in a place with people who melt like wax or condiments that turn us into vampires.

[abrightboy]

It’s still better not to make more assumptions than necessary.

[energyfieldgood]

I disagree. In fact, let me make an assumption right now that you have absolutely nothing helpful to contribute.

[abrightboy]

Nothing as exciting or concrete as discovering and running away from a bridge full of spiders, I guess. Or discovering and running away from a zombie. Aren't you guys supposed to be professionals at dealing with this stuff? Because you seem to get your asses kicked and then run away a lot.

[energyfieldgood]

[Oh. Oh, what's that?

No really, what's that in the distance, oh, it's the Kill Bill sirens and they're getting louder.]

Oh, and what have you been doing, huh? Cause I don't exactly recall you sharing information on the network about your heroic deeds or any exploration or attempts to solve this crisis whatsoever.

[abrightboy]

Is there a ‘crisis’, or is this place just Like That?

[energyfieldgood]

If complacency is all you bring to the table, why are you here?

[abrightboy]

Is it complacency to accept what this place is but still want to be informed?

also not here

[ferriswheelsandfootball]

[M A l C o L m

like you're right but do you have to say it out loud]

also not here

[abrightboy]

[RODNEY STARTED IT!]