i. [flower crowns] stand up straight, talk right, don't let up
[Even though he's not very familiar with them, Martin is finding he enjoys parties. He's gone to more of them here than he has possibly ever at home, and even if he still isn't sure what to do at them, he's having a good time.
Still, however, this means he is taking flower crown selection Very Seriously, because he doesn't want to do something dumb like mess this up with... flowers. Sure. Regardless, he's looking intently- almost worriedly- at the crowns, picking up one and then very gently placing it back down as if it's a loaded gun. Finally, he'll just point to one and turn to whoever is next to him.]
Should I-- this one, you think? Or a different one? I don't want to look-- er. Out of place.
[Martin, you're making it worse just by doing whatever this is right now.]
ii. [food] be funny, be cool, keep running
[Okay. Listen. He's not going to go up to Mercy or Rue who have obviously put so much thought into this and tell them something is wrong, but also Martin can be found staring down the centipede pops like they insulted him, his boyfriend, and his shoes. They're just... bad, okay? They're just bad.
So maybe, if you're watching, you can see him gently slide one off the table and push it into the nearest plant so only a little bit of the tip is sticking out. There we go. No one saw that, probably. Until he turns, sees you, and immediately slaps his hands behind his back.]
Hi! Hey, it's-- great food here, right? So good.
iii. [fashion show] honey, keeping secrets don't matter to me
[Martin's kind of hovering around the fashion tent, not exactly going in but also not... leaving. He seems to be occasionally peeking inside, or sometimes even walking in and out again, staying firmy in the shirt and pants he arrived in. But he's looking. Maybe he just needs a suggestion or a push? At least he'll hold open the flap for anyone who wants to enter like it's his job or something.
Feel free to drag him into a fashion montage or just ask him why he's taken up a post there. He might have answer, or you might just make him sweat a bit. It's fine.]
iv. [wildcard] and i can't sleep
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[For being a Big Guy, Martin still acts like a mouse when spooked and looks like he's about to jump out of his skin. Instantly he whirls around, hands behind his back like he's been caught in the cookie jar, a nervous laugh barely escaping through his teeth.]
What? Me? No, oh-- oh gosh, no, I wouldn't-- I'd probably look terrible, I mean, I'm not a fashion person, I-I mean, look at me.
[He halfway gestures to himself, but mostly to his belly.]
Speaking from experience as one full-bodied figure to another, I assure you that fashion has nothing to do with being skinny. Truly, there's nothing at all wrong with the way you are shaped, just as there's nothing wrong with my shape either.
[And just to prove a point, Rue is just going to come around the rack and elegantly flick through the various outfits until they find something meant for a figure like his, a pale lavender suit with just a dust of glitter over the square shoulders and an obnoxiously adorable bowtie dipped in that same sparkling glitter. They push the hanger right into his hands.]
If you change quick enough, I can even make a few quick adjustments before you go on.
[Rue's stare could bore a hole right through him.]
Martin -
[But they lift a paw to his shoulder, careful of their unseen talons, tipping close enough that he'd be able to feel the warmth of their true form beneath the glamour, feathers brushing against him.]
I believe in you. And if people are not looking at you, then we shall give them a good reason to finally look, won't we?
[ Hickey is literally just here for the food. No fashion, no flower crowns, none of that blanket race nonsense, he is here to stuff his face and eat an entire goddamn plate of those tiny little cheeses.
No bugs, though. It's as he's filling up his plate with nothing but cheese, meat, and fresh fruit, he spots Martin shove that centipede pop into a plant. He lets out a small chuckle before quietly pointing out, ]
Mate, I wouldn't mind if someone 'accidentally' kicked that football into the entire table of insects.
[ Chocolate covered bugs are weird, so says the secret cannibal. ]
[He jumps just slightly when he hears someone addressing obviously him, putting his hands behind his back as he stands awkwardly in front of the plant. Oh, wait, thank god this guy's agreeing with him, hot fuck.]
Okay, it-- I don't want to, you know, ruin anyone's fun necessarily, but-- I mean look at them who wants to put that in your mouth?
[It's okay, he's also a little bit of a catty bitch and this has been building up for a while.]
I know, right? I know there are like-- other cultures and places that eat different things, but it's just-- who can do that here after seeing all the bug stuff??
[Especially since this bug stuff popped up out of nowhere, and in Gloucester that means it absolutely cannot be trusted.]
[ Jeff picks up a flower crown-- the brightest, cheeriest, boldest one he can find-- and places it on Martin's head. There's a chance it may clash with his outfit, but c'mon, it's not like the fashion police have jurisdiction here, right?
Right.
After a beat, he beams at the man. Look at that, Martin, you're wearing a flower crown and nobody's come out to scold you and tell you it's the wrong one! ]
[Well, the fashion police might considering Rue is running part of this party, but they're not here and it's also not what he's worrying about here. Martin blinks for a moment, looking a bit up to his head before he lifts it off to take a look again.]
You don't think it's too-- I don't know, too much? I don't want to take something someone might really like, or, I guess-- I don't know. Be too much for... me?
[The residuals of a man who got within two steps of being a Lonely avatar, everyone.]
[Mercy's greeting almost makes him jump clear out of his skin, whipping around to face her as he grips his hands behind his back and puts on the most awkward smile. No, he wasn't destroying your party!! It's fine!! At least he can bullshit his way out of this one.]
Oh, uh-- they do, actually! You're supposed to feed plants sugar water, you know, it-- it's good for them. Helps them grow.
[See, that's totally what he's doing. Helping.]
A-And you know, when bugs decompose it, it helps the soil! So! It'll love it.
[Martin whirls around at the voice, immediately trying to look as innocent as possible and failing miserably.]
No, it's-- it's not that I didn't want it. Just. The, uhm. The plants, you know, they should celebrate also. Right? I mean, i-it's a spring festival. For them.
Oh! Uhm, yes, actually, they-- they like sugar. Not too much, o-of course, but it does help them in bits, and-- as the candy melts, y-you know, it's good for them.
[It's not... totally untrue. But you really shouldn't just be DOING this.]
"Oh! Well, uhm, d-don't let me take it from you." He offers it up to her with a little gesture and places it on the table in her direction.
"I, I'm not married to it or anything, I mean-- they're all quite lovely, right? It makes it hard to choose." Oh, he's no closer to picking one as he was when he started this. And now he's worried he might be taking something someone else really likes. "Maybe you should pick first. So I, uhm, h-have less options."
Cortana snorts. "It's alright, buddy. I'm not that attached to it." She does take a moment to look at it again though.
"Was sort of torn between it and this one, actually." She holds up another, rather plain looking crown mostly composed of very dark greenery and only a few soft blue flowers to liven it up. She places it on her head, looking thoughtful. "What do you think?"
This is the problem with fashion- it's saying something about you, it wants to be looked at, and Martin is not the kind of person that gets looked at. Or well, he specifically tries not to be looked at. All of this is deeply overwhelming, but he'll stick out worse if he doesn't pick one, so he lives in Indecision Hell. At least now Cortana is asking about her, and the shift in focus does help.
"Oh, it's-- it's really lovely. Understated, but uhm-- elegant, sort of. In simplicity? It-- it's nice. Is what I mean."
martin blackwood | ota, i'll match your format!
[Even though he's not very familiar with them, Martin is finding he enjoys parties. He's gone to more of them here than he has possibly ever at home, and even if he still isn't sure what to do at them, he's having a good time.
Still, however, this means he is taking flower crown selection Very Seriously, because he doesn't want to do something dumb like mess this up with... flowers. Sure. Regardless, he's looking intently- almost worriedly- at the crowns, picking up one and then very gently placing it back down as if it's a loaded gun. Finally, he'll just point to one and turn to whoever is next to him.]
Should I-- this one, you think? Or a different one? I don't want to look-- er. Out of place.
[Martin, you're making it worse just by doing whatever this is right now.]
ii. [food] be funny, be cool, keep running
[Okay. Listen. He's not going to go up to Mercy or Rue who have obviously put so much thought into this and tell them something is wrong, but also Martin can be found staring down the centipede pops like they insulted him, his boyfriend, and his shoes. They're just... bad, okay? They're just bad.
So maybe, if you're watching, you can see him gently slide one off the table and push it into the nearest plant so only a little bit of the tip is sticking out. There we go. No one saw that, probably. Until he turns, sees you, and immediately slaps his hands behind his back.]
Hi! Hey, it's-- great food here, right? So good.
iii. [fashion show] honey, keeping secrets don't matter to me
[Martin's kind of hovering around the fashion tent, not exactly going in but also not... leaving. He seems to be occasionally peeking inside, or sometimes even walking in and out again, staying firmy in the shirt and pants he arrived in. But he's looking. Maybe he just needs a suggestion or a push? At least he'll hold open the flap for anyone who wants to enter like it's his job or something.
Feel free to drag him into a fashion montage or just ask him why he's taken up a post there. He might have answer, or you might just make him sweat a bit. It's fine.]
iv. [wildcard] and i can't sleep
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iii henlo fashion owlbear is here
[Surprise, Martin, Rue is right there behind you, peering owlishly even while glamoured.]
You should! It's going to be quite the highlight of the festival. And the prize isn't half bad either.
GOOD GET HIS ASS
What? Me? No, oh-- oh gosh, no, I wouldn't-- I'd probably look terrible, I mean, I'm not a fashion person, I-I mean, look at me.
[He halfway gestures to himself, but mostly to his belly.]
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Speaking from experience as one full-bodied figure to another, I assure you that fashion has nothing to do with being skinny. Truly, there's nothing at all wrong with the way you are shaped, just as there's nothing wrong with my shape either.
[And just to prove a point, Rue is just going to come around the rack and elegantly flick through the various outfits until they find something meant for a figure like his, a pale lavender suit with just a dust of glitter over the square shoulders and an obnoxiously adorable bowtie dipped in that same sparkling glitter. They push the hanger right into his hands.]
If you change quick enough, I can even make a few quick adjustments before you go on.
[because like, he's definitely going on.]
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I didn't-- I mean, that wasn't about you, i-it, you look lovely all the time, I'm j-- on? Me? On the--
[He takes it, because it's in his hands now, but his face is going bright red.]
I-- I can't go on stage. People don't look at me. I mean, it-- they-- shouldn't, no--
[martin.exe has stopped and needs to reboot]
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Martin -
[But they lift a paw to his shoulder, careful of their unseen talons, tipping close enough that he'd be able to feel the warmth of their true form beneath the glamour, feathers brushing against him.]
I believe in you. And if people are not looking at you, then we shall give them a good reason to finally look, won't we?
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No bugs, though. It's as he's filling up his plate with nothing but cheese, meat, and fresh fruit, he spots Martin shove that centipede pop into a plant. He lets out a small chuckle before quietly pointing out, ]
Mate, I wouldn't mind if someone 'accidentally' kicked that football into the entire table of insects.
[ Chocolate covered bugs are weird, so says the secret cannibal. ]
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Okay, it-- I don't want to, you know, ruin anyone's fun necessarily, but-- I mean look at them who wants to put that in your mouth?
[Not everyone has bug trauma like you, Martin,]
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Also, they're bugs. Since when has anybody ever said 'oh boy, a bug, that looks delicious, I want five of them.'
[ He judges and he judges profusely. ]
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I know, right? I know there are like-- other cultures and places that eat different things, but it's just-- who can do that here after seeing all the bug stuff??
[Especially since this bug stuff popped up out of nowhere, and in Gloucester that means it absolutely cannot be trusted.]
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Those bugs probably came from a person.
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[ Jeff picks up a flower crown-- the brightest, cheeriest, boldest one he can find-- and places it on Martin's head. There's a chance it may clash with his outfit, but c'mon, it's not like the fashion police have jurisdiction here, right?
Right.
After a beat, he beams at the man. Look at that, Martin, you're wearing a flower crown and nobody's come out to scold you and tell you it's the wrong one! ]
It's not that serious.
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You don't think it's too-- I don't know, too much? I don't want to take something someone might really like, or, I guess-- I don't know. Be too much for... me?
[The residuals of a man who got within two steps of being a Lonely avatar, everyone.]
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[Mercy's smile is bright and knowing.]
So good you're sharing it with our cousins in the soil, Mr. Martin? Ain't never fed a plant sugar before. You reckon they like it?
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Oh, uh-- they do, actually! You're supposed to feed plants sugar water, you know, it-- it's good for them. Helps them grow.
[See, that's totally what he's doing. Helping.]
A-And you know, when bugs decompose it, it helps the soil! So! It'll love it.
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[She takes a step closer to him, continuing to smile.]
Now, you wouldn't go fibbing at me, Mr. Martin, would you? You're a better boy than that.
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[It's like 70% true. All of those things individually are at least 70% true. The best lies have some truth in them, after all.]
That's how you take care of plants! And, and, uh-- s-shouldn't they party too? With us?
[no this lie is worse]
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If you didn't want it, I'd have taken it. [Nevermind that he's already got a centipede snack in hand.]
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No, it's-- it's not that I didn't want it. Just. The, uhm. The plants, you know, they should celebrate also. Right? I mean, i-it's a spring festival. For them.
[no, martin, please.]
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Huh! I didn't know human plants liked candy.
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Oh! Uhm, yes, actually, they-- they like sugar. Not too much, o-of course, but it does help them in bits, and-- as the candy melts, y-you know, it's good for them.
[It's not... totally untrue. But you really shouldn't just be DOING this.]
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"Hmmm... I was looking at that one, actually." She smirks at him. "Clearly, you have excellent taste."
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"I, I'm not married to it or anything, I mean-- they're all quite lovely, right? It makes it hard to choose." Oh, he's no closer to picking one as he was when he started this. And now he's worried he might be taking something someone else really likes. "Maybe you should pick first. So I, uhm, h-have less options."
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"Was sort of torn between it and this one, actually." She holds up another, rather plain looking crown mostly composed of very dark greenery and only a few soft blue flowers to liven it up. She places it on her head, looking thoughtful. "What do you think?"
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"Oh, it's-- it's really lovely. Understated, but uhm-- elegant, sort of. In simplicity? It-- it's nice. Is what I mean."
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