[For being a Big Guy, Martin still acts like a mouse when spooked and looks like he's about to jump out of his skin. Instantly he whirls around, hands behind his back like he's been caught in the cookie jar, a nervous laugh barely escaping through his teeth.]
What? Me? No, oh-- oh gosh, no, I wouldn't-- I'd probably look terrible, I mean, I'm not a fashion person, I-I mean, look at me.
[He halfway gestures to himself, but mostly to his belly.]
Speaking from experience as one full-bodied figure to another, I assure you that fashion has nothing to do with being skinny. Truly, there's nothing at all wrong with the way you are shaped, just as there's nothing wrong with my shape either.
[And just to prove a point, Rue is just going to come around the rack and elegantly flick through the various outfits until they find something meant for a figure like his, a pale lavender suit with just a dust of glitter over the square shoulders and an obnoxiously adorable bowtie dipped in that same sparkling glitter. They push the hanger right into his hands.]
If you change quick enough, I can even make a few quick adjustments before you go on.
[Rue's stare could bore a hole right through him.]
Martin -
[But they lift a paw to his shoulder, careful of their unseen talons, tipping close enough that he'd be able to feel the warmth of their true form beneath the glamour, feathers brushing against him.]
I believe in you. And if people are not looking at you, then we shall give them a good reason to finally look, won't we?
[He stops his assorted fussing when Rue addresses him, less like a calming balm of reassurance and more like someone had struck him paralyzed. He has so much he wants to say at the same time, and yet, no words are happening, and Martin thinks this will be the death of him.]
I-- people-- people aren't supposed to look at me. I don't know what to do when people look at me. I'm not, not good at being... a person. Who. Is noticed.
[And with a mouth like that, why would he be is all he can think at the moment.]
[The sigh he makes is one part exhale, one part strained wheeze as if he's being choked. But he can't disappoint them, and he is more than aware that the arguments he has to not do it sound really, really stupid.]
... Okay, I. I'll try it on.
[He shuffles inside with his shoulders pushed up, like a turtle trying to hide in his shell, but does make it into a fitting room. It's a few minutes before he pokes just his head out from behind the curtain, speaking in a hushed whisper.]
[He does his best not to shriek, and thankfully holds it together enough to make only a tiny 'eep' as they pop up.]
Uh, I-- I mean, fine? I'm not really sure how it's supposed to look, I've, er-- never worn one of these before.
[For a moment he debates if he should let them in or he should step out, but after one step forward, back, and sideways, he resigns to just step out when it seems no one is nearby.]
[I am personally very sorry for this Martin, but there is just no way that Delloso de la Rue does not glare mildly at the man after having mentioned never wearing a suit before.
What is he? An animal?
But their attention quickly shifts to the suit in question, the owlbear bending at the knee to adjust the bottom hem of the pant legs, to smooth out the jacket, to carefully adjust the bowtie. And then they step back and their expression is beaming.]
Oh Martin, it looks as if it was made for you. The cut, the color, all of it is so complimentary to your body and skin tone. And it brings out the beauty of your eyes. I never quite noticed them before.
Martin can feel his face turn the approximate color and temperature of the sun when they speak, which he's sure is not good for all that matching Rue is talking about, but there's not much else he can do to school himself into presentability.]
I, uhm-- thank you? I mean, it's, uh, they-- they're eyes! They sure are.
[martin you fucking rube. say something else, god, anything else.]
I never had a reason to get, y-you know. All dressed up before.
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Well, as long as we remain friends, there shall be plenty more opportunities. In fact, if it would please you, I'd be more than happy to make you the outfit of your dreams for my wedding, which you are most absolutely invited to.
[he's gay rue where is he gonna find one of THOSE]
Ohmygosh, I-- I'm not going to make you work on me for your own wedding!
[At least now he's starting to smile, even if he's still very, very red.]
I can't believe you used to do stuff like this all the time. I, I mean-- mum and I, we-- we didn't really go out, so this just feels like, uh-- a lot, you know?
Well-- it-- I'll wear it. I mean, keep it, I-- you don't need to work on it. It's, it's the least I can do to not make you do work for your own wedding.
[He can't possibly refuse when they're being so instent and also so sweet about it all.]
Do you... think it'll be okay? That people can... y-you know. See me like this?
[They move their great disguised paw to his shoulder, squeezing affectionately.]
My friend, give yourself the chance to be seen. Truly, it is a terrifying thing to step out into the spotlight after a lifetime of staying in the shadows, but I promise, you will not go alone. I shall be with each and every step of the way.
[Oh what if he cried right here though? What if he just burst into tears? Who knows! Not him! But he sure does look deeply, deeply touched at the sentiment.]
Thank you, Rue. It-- It's terrifying, but. I believe you.
[He will lose this confidence on stage at the metric speed of sound, but until then...]
Well, uhm, s-show me where I have to go I guess! For uh, for the performance.
GOOD GET HIS ASS
What? Me? No, oh-- oh gosh, no, I wouldn't-- I'd probably look terrible, I mean, I'm not a fashion person, I-I mean, look at me.
[He halfway gestures to himself, but mostly to his belly.]
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Speaking from experience as one full-bodied figure to another, I assure you that fashion has nothing to do with being skinny. Truly, there's nothing at all wrong with the way you are shaped, just as there's nothing wrong with my shape either.
[And just to prove a point, Rue is just going to come around the rack and elegantly flick through the various outfits until they find something meant for a figure like his, a pale lavender suit with just a dust of glitter over the square shoulders and an obnoxiously adorable bowtie dipped in that same sparkling glitter. They push the hanger right into his hands.]
If you change quick enough, I can even make a few quick adjustments before you go on.
[because like, he's definitely going on.]
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I didn't-- I mean, that wasn't about you, i-it, you look lovely all the time, I'm j-- on? Me? On the--
[He takes it, because it's in his hands now, but his face is going bright red.]
I-- I can't go on stage. People don't look at me. I mean, it-- they-- shouldn't, no--
[martin.exe has stopped and needs to reboot]
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Martin -
[But they lift a paw to his shoulder, careful of their unseen talons, tipping close enough that he'd be able to feel the warmth of their true form beneath the glamour, feathers brushing against him.]
I believe in you. And if people are not looking at you, then we shall give them a good reason to finally look, won't we?
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I-- people-- people aren't supposed to look at me. I don't know what to do when people look at me. I'm not, not good at being... a person. Who. Is noticed.
[And with a mouth like that, why would he be is all he can think at the moment.]
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Put on the suit and then we shall speak. I will not force you into this, dear friend, but you must at the very least put this on.
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... Okay, I. I'll try it on.
[He shuffles inside with his shoulders pushed up, like a turtle trying to hide in his shell, but does make it into a fitting room. It's a few minutes before he pokes just his head out from behind the curtain, speaking in a hushed whisper.]
Rue? Are you, uhm-- s-still here?
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Right here, Martin. How does it fit?
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Uh, I-- I mean, fine? I'm not really sure how it's supposed to look, I've, er-- never worn one of these before.
[For a moment he debates if he should let them in or he should step out, but after one step forward, back, and sideways, he resigns to just step out when it seems no one is nearby.]
Is it... good?
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What is he? An animal?
But their attention quickly shifts to the suit in question, the owlbear bending at the knee to adjust the bottom hem of the pant legs, to smooth out the jacket, to carefully adjust the bowtie. And then they step back and their expression is beaming.]
Oh Martin, it looks as if it was made for you. The cut, the color, all of it is so complimentary to your body and skin tone. And it brings out the beauty of your eyes. I never quite noticed them before.
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Martin can feel his face turn the approximate color and temperature of the sun when they speak, which he's sure is not good for all that matching Rue is talking about, but there's not much else he can do to school himself into presentability.]
I, uhm-- thank you? I mean, it's, uh, they-- they're eyes! They sure are.
[martin you fucking rube. say something else, god, anything else.]
I never had a reason to get, y-you know. All dressed up before.
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Well, as long as we remain friends, there shall be plenty more opportunities. In fact, if it would please you, I'd be more than happy to make you the outfit of your dreams for my wedding, which you are most absolutely invited to.
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Ohmygosh, I-- I'm not going to make you work on me for your own wedding!
[At least now he's starting to smile, even if he's still very, very red.]
I can't believe you used to do stuff like this all the time. I, I mean-- mum and I, we-- we didn't really go out, so this just feels like, uh-- a lot, you know?
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Trust me, my dear friend. This suit looks like it was made for you. You must keep it, a gift from me to you.
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Well-- it-- I'll wear it. I mean, keep it, I-- you don't need to work on it. It's, it's the least I can do to not make you do work for your own wedding.
[He can't possibly refuse when they're being so instent and also so sweet about it all.]
Do you... think it'll be okay? That people can... y-you know. See me like this?
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My friend, give yourself the chance to be seen. Truly, it is a terrifying thing to step out into the spotlight after a lifetime of staying in the shadows, but I promise, you will not go alone. I shall be with each and every step of the way.
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Thank you, Rue. It-- It's terrifying, but. I believe you.
[He will lose this confidence on stage at the metric speed of sound, but until then...]
Well, uhm, s-show me where I have to go I guess! For uh, for the performance.