sneakery: (06)
𝔎.𝔓. ℌ𝔬𝔟 ([personal profile] sneakery) wrote in [community profile] apocalypsehowcomm2023-01-16 07:40 pm

open network - video

Who: K.P. Hob & various
Username: K.P.Hob
Warnings: None

[Standing beside and towering over a combat dummy is one K.P. Hob. As always he stands ramrod straight, though today he holds his well-used halberd in one hand. His attire is a crisply pressed peacoat worn over a knitted turtleneck.

No pants.

He clears his throat, yellow eyes briefly shifting to the person recording this video before, apparently reassured, focusing once more on the lens. When he speaks his voice is deep and refined, with the affectation of rolling the odd R here or there. Somehow, his mouthful of many sharp teeth fails to obstruct his speech even slightly.
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Ahem. Good evening. I come to you today with a request. You see, while these—[he pauses here to give the dummy a light swat with the flat of his blade for emphasis]—are adequate while drilling forms, I find myself sorely lacking in practical combat exercises. To this end, I would like to enquire if anyone is in need of a sparring partner?
semilethal: (2.1.5)

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[personal profile] semilethal 2023-01-17 11:59 pm (UTC)(link)
Polearms. [This dude looks Ginormous compared to the dummies that Donnie has for sure seen in person, and he's not gonna volunteer to be completely humiliated. Might as well make sure he uses something he's actually good with.]