Network - Text

[heyunderoos]

Who: Peter Parker
Username: Parkour
Warnings: Pizza opinions

How many pizza places are there actually around here?

My friend and I are looking for you know, good pizza.

So far we've found okay pizza.

I'd ask about people's preferences, but, I feel like even here that's kinda divisive? Cause everyone likes super different things on pizza, and I'm kinda willing to try most things. Depends sometimes.


Thanks for any suggestions!

Comments

[heyunderoos]

Sometimes you just gotta do it, even if its a bad idea.

You might have to specify in your will to have whoever does the burial stuff to say you died in a cool way. Just incase? That's probably morbid to think about, but, this whole conversation is probably morbid to somebody.

Normally, I'd question that, but I died for like five years and came back. So I really can't question anything that much anymore?

What kind of shark was it though?

[demaelition]

Life's kinda morbid though, it's fine. Like life and death are the same coin, so nothing wrong with thinking about it now, we'll get there eventually.
I'm gonna write a will now, thanks.
Leave my computer and bass to someone cool

Ok wait
First of all it was Sharkle specifically, my computer helper program. He told me we had important work to do like right before I woke up

[She sends a snapshot of the bottom right hand corner of her laptop screen with a shark-like figure in it.]

Second of all, five years is completely different from five seconds. Like long enough to get buried.
Are you a zombie?

[heyunderoos]

Some people get really weird if your too morbid. Like... one of my classmates talks about these cool but morbid things and she gets looks for it.

[Peter also has a crush on MJ, so he's more invested in all of her morbid facts about death, life, and murder.]

Sharkle looks cool! Probably jarring to see him in a between life and death moment though. It was probably your brain filling in a blank.

I'm not a zombie, it was a whole... thing. Aliens had a magic rock that when used could make people turn to dust. So, the alien guy turned half the universe to dust for five years. The Avengers reversed that, and we're alive again.